I think my Dad lowkey wants to looksmax with me

[Deleted Member 87568]

I bought a bunch of shit recently and these last few days and he’s been talking more and more about the shit I’m buying, why I’m buying em etc seeming interested.

Yesterday he mentioned how he wanted to get FILLERS, and if u know me, I’ve been mentally masturbating about fillers for like a month now. Thing is, he wants it for his nasolabial folds and that’s just gonna fuck him up tbh but he’s already old and has a fuckton of kids so why tf not. Unc has nothing to lose

Kinda glad he mentioned that, now I think I won’t get my ass whooped once I come home with a swollen face from filler

 

[TonyDr]

I bought a bunch of shit recently and these last few days and he’s been talking more and more about the shit I’m buying, why I’m buying em etc seeming interested.

Yesterday he mentioned how he wanted to get FILLERS, and if u know me, I’ve been mentally masturbating about fillers for like a month now. Thing is, he wants it for his nasolabial folds and that’s just gonna fuck him up tbh but he’s already old and has a fuckton of kids so why tf not. Unc has nothing to lose

Kinda glad he mentioned that, now I think I won’t get my ass whooped once I come home with a swollen face from filler

Is your father divorced ?

 

[Deleted Member 55516]

Thing is, he wants it for his nasolabial folds and that’s just gonna fuck him up tbh

Tell him not to get it, especially if you yourself know how bad of an idea it is to get fillers for naso

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Is your father divorced ?

Nah, happy marriage for almost 30 years

My mom is going to kill me if she ever finds out about this though

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

Is your father divorced ?

I think what @TonyDr meant to say was, "Is yo daddy single? "

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Tell him not to get it, especially if you yourself know how bad of an idea it is to get fillers for naso

I did, I told him about the migration in areas like those. I might recommend him a facelift instead

 

[Penalizer69]

Mirin I'm helping my mum looksmaxx unfortunately she's not built like me tho

 

[TonyDr]

I think what @TonyDr meant to say was, "Is yo daddy single? "

Lol but no, i thought @AuggyDauggy's dad was single and wanted to pursue new women, that's why i ask. Generally older men want to looksmaxx after a breakup or a divorce

 

[RRM]

He’s going to cheat on your mom

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

Mirin I'm helping my mum looksmaxx unfortunately she's not built like me tho

I’d be concerned if she also had 24 days online on forums jfl

 

[2R0I2P0]

Mirin I'm helping my mum looksmaxx unfortunately she's not built like me tho

your mum is not motm, shaking my head

 

[Penalizer69]

your mum is not motm, shaking my head

Fucking failure I'm considering putting myself up for adoption.

 

[2R0I2P0]

Fucking failure I'm considering putting myself up for adoption.

so true