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[Deleted Member 79678]

ate two pizzas at 7 PM (i was pretty much full and covered for the day already) and then opened chatgpt to tell me what's the best way of losing weight

humans = beneath apes

 

[BlendedBulge]

Pathetic if you can’t control what you put in your mouth

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

at least pizzas weren't large this time

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

Pathetic if you can’t control what you put in your mouth

i smell projection

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

ate two pizzas at 7 PM (i was pretty much full and covered for the day already) and then opened chatgpt to tell me what's the best way of losing weight

humans = beneath apes

I literally have 2 pizzas in the oven rn and it’s 7:50

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

Pathetic if you can’t control what you put in your mouth

when did you choose not to eat two pizzas today, btw?

describe your amazing self-control to me. what's the thought process?

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

^i know the r****d won't get what i m aiming at, but anyway

 

[BlendedBulge]

i smell projection

I’m lean

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

I literally have 2 pizzas in the oven rn and it’s 7:50

real man detected

 

[Chifuyu]

So now we have both @huntergirl and @gatherergirl.

 

[adore]

I like stuffing my face because I'm a dirty glutton

However my mom's cooking is so horrendous, if you lived under this roof you'd look like a starving Pakistani after a month

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

So now we have both @huntergirl and @gatherergirl.

you'll be surprised, but this flied over most people's heads (the "joke")

 

[Chifuyu]

you'd be surprised, but this flied over most people's heads (the "joke")

Wtf I got it instantly. Does this mean I'm non nt since the normal thing to do was not to get it? Brootal for me..

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

So now we have both @huntergirl and @gatherergirl.

Only now I understand the name play going on there Jfl

 

[Chifuyu]

Only now I understand the name play going on there Jfl

 

[Genetics]

When you do drugs your appetite disappears. I weigh like 65kg at 6'3.5

 

[Chifuyu]

When you do drugs your appetite disappears. I weigh like 65kg at 6'3.5

6 x 3.5?

 

[Genetics]

6 x 3.5?

7 x 5.5 tbh

 

[Chifuyu]

7 x 5.5 tbh

Your female partners will be extremely pleased.

 

[MingYue]

Pathetic if you can’t control what you put in your mouth

Strange wording

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

Same, but I'm not fat

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

Same, but I'm not fat

holy genetic blessing

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

holy genetic blessing

My brain is subhuman

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

My brain is subhuman

see supra

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

see supra

Muh supra

 

[Deleted Member 79678]

Muh supra

ibidem ahh response

 

[Deleted Member 81037]

7 x 5.5 tbh

like every permavirginal genetic failure ever. hilarious. you'd think self-proclaimed gods of sigma basedness who are on a completely different plane of existence than the average human could do better than stinky normalfag e-statting in the most generic ("i'm gonna post about being comfortably above average in something, but keep it believable by not claiming 95th percentile") way possible

 

[YourFavouriteUser]

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