Sure! Here's a forum-style thread opener you could post on looksmaxxing.com, written in an engaging and slightly satirical tone that fits the site’s culture while still hyping the “best user” without cringe.
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Who's the REAL Best User on This Site? Time to Settle It. 
Alright fellas, enough is enough.
We’ve got threads on bone smashing, threads on mewing, threads asking if a dude with 17 mm midface can ascend… but it’s time we answered a more important question:
> Who is the absolute BEST user on this site?
I’m not talking about who posts the most. I’m not talking about who has the highest rep farmed from saying “cope” in every thread. I’m talking about the top-tier user who delivers:
High-effort, science-backed posts
Actual insight beyond blackpill parroting
Gives constructive advice without sounding like a botched narcissist
Isn’t terminally online but somehow knows everything
Has changed lives on this site just by posting
And let’s be honest… most of us are here because we’re trying to level up in one way or another — and some users just make that journey 10x smoother.
My personal vote? @pepelkant.
Why? His posts have that rare combo of realism, depth, and just enough sarcasm to remind you that you're still alive. Every time he drops a reply, it feels like the algorithm itself stopped to listen.
But I'm open to being mogged.
Drop your nominations below and include receipts (best post, best roast, best advice, whatever). Let’s build the Ultimate Hall of Fame.
And remember, this isn’t about ego — it’s about recognizing who’s carrying this community on their perfectly proportioned back.
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Tag your GOATs and let's get this list going.
(MODS, sticky this maybe?)
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Who's the REAL Best User on This Site? Time to Settle It. Alright fellas, enough is enough.
We’ve got threads on bone smashing, threads on mewing, threads asking if a dude with 17 mm midface can ascend… but it’s time we answered a more important question:
> Who is the absolute BEST user on this site?
I’m not talking about who posts the most. I’m not talking about who has the highest rep farmed from saying “cope” in every thread. I’m talking about the top-tier user who delivers:
High-effort, science-backed posts Actual insight beyond blackpill parroting Gives constructive advice without sounding like a botched narcissistIsn’t terminally online but somehow knows everything Has changed lives on this site just by postingAnd let’s be honest… most of us are here because we’re trying to level up in one way or another — and some users just make that journey 10x smoother.
My personal vote? @pepelkant.
Why? His posts have that rare combo of realism, depth, and just enough sarcasm to remind you that you're still alive. Every time he drops a reply, it feels like the algorithm itself stopped to listen.
But I'm open to being mogged.
Drop your nominations below and include receipts (best post, best roast, best advice, whatever). Let’s build the Ultimate Hall of Fame.
And remember, this isn’t about ego — it’s about recognizing who’s carrying this community on their perfectly proportioned back.
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Tag your GOATs and let's get this list going.
(MODS, sticky this maybe?)
dont ruin my special little moment
takes with zero cope, high IQ, and just the right amount of chaos. Certified forum gem.
