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2 birds with 1 stone looksmaxxing ascension guide

PingPong

"Sugar is the enemy? I think you're my enemy."
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1. Make sure to take as many photos of what you look like right now, maybe with different clothes on.

2. Make a tiktok account.

3. Blast roids to get a somewhat impressive pysique.

4. Start posting physique pics with the dark triad filter (low light, clavicles edited to death.)

5. Start posting frauded to death pics, make sure to grow your hair during this time, you want to cover as much of your face as possible.

6. Talk about how far you've come, start spamming ascension pics every 4 hours.

7. Find a mentally ill foid with over at least 5k tiktok followers.

8. Start dming her shit like "carve my name into your chest, slut." "I'm going to put out cigarettes on your forehead."

9. Make sure once you've bagged her that you get her to post as many pics and vids with you together as possible.

10. Leave her once you've gained enough followers.

11. Grow your tiktok from there.

12. You will never be able to get a corporate job ever again cause you've probably posted doxxes and revenge porn on telegram during this time.

Pretty simple.
 
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