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there were two foids at the gym today i didn't see them i thought i'd have the gym to myself like always since i go in the afternoon while everyone's at work.
i walked into the room and as soon as i appeared they couldn't stop staring at me one was a roided up dyke like this but with short blue hair
the other was a cute 17 year old stacylite
as i approached them they looked at each other in fear despite me being 140 lbs and 6'2" yes i've been bulking over the past 2 months and gained 20 lbs from steroids hgh aromasin mk677 and test e i also gained 2 extra inches in height as well which was pretty nice
even though i am 140 lbs i still look 120 and the same as 2 months ago probably because most of it is water weight lmfao i am eating 6000 calories a day of pizza with mac n cheese on it candy gummy bears ice cream cake nanner pudding ice cream cookies mcdonalds etc.
i am trying to really bulk and even though my body will store a lot of water weight my face won't because all the buccal fat is scooped out if you know you know
so obviously my pretty boy looks aren't coming back without some kind of surgical measure
so yeah now i am just trying to get adam smasher physique with robot mech body and head transplant in the future but for now i am going for arnold schwarzenigger look next year after my steroids i may end up looking like nicole bass next year and then i get body of schwarzanigger in 2 years after stairoids.
yeah i had to flex on u before i tell this brutal story so yeah get flexed on
anyways im getting off topic
the gym is decently big and it was only us three there so i go to another room in the gym and i overhear them and the bigger roided up one (im assuming the mom) said come on let's wrap this up not even 30 seconds after i walked into the other room i distinctivly heard her say that dude looks like a creepy rapist it's not safe we gotta go and so they did and i had the whole gym to myself not to mention i'm currently banned from the chinese buffet for eating 10 plates of nanner pudding last week and sexually harrasing the asian waitress by grinding my dick up against her and i got escorted out by a tallfag asian flat panfaced maxilla 404 lanklet and they said they remember my face and if i ever come back they're calling the cops the only reason i flirted with the asian waitress is because those fucking chanks tried to cahrge me 20 extra dollars for all of the packs of nanner pudding they set out that kept diminishing eventually after the 7th plate they kept wathching me go back for more and more i thought it was all you can fucking eat! not eat 10 plates and you're thrown out on the street! so yeah i didn't end up paying the 20 dollars on top of the 15 dollar buffet charge. i ended up just going to the gas station to finish my sugar cravings for post workout and got all those candies I LOVE CANDY! that i posted, and i got it for free. idk why i always get shit for free my other friend goldking on discord has the same problem and we look alike this is him
he told me how people always give him free shit as well like at asmoothie bar they made hiim an extra smoothie and said we accidentally madean extra do you want one? for me i walked into that gas station and stared at thefemalecashier who was 5 2 for 2 miinutes straight she said TTAKE WHATEVER U WANT I DONT WANT NO PART OF THIS and so i ended up goingto my hotelwith 25 dollarsworht of free candy that i inevitably shit out 6 hours later of green poopies i wish i recorded it but i left my phone in the other room when i did
anyways gym sesh was goated id say
i walked into the room and as soon as i appeared they couldn't stop staring at me one was a roided up dyke like this but with short blue hair
the other was a cute 17 year old stacylite
as i approached them they looked at each other in fear despite me being 140 lbs and 6'2" yes i've been bulking over the past 2 months and gained 20 lbs from steroids hgh aromasin mk677 and test e i also gained 2 extra inches in height as well which was pretty nice
even though i am 140 lbs i still look 120 and the same as 2 months ago probably because most of it is water weight lmfao i am eating 6000 calories a day of pizza with mac n cheese on it candy gummy bears ice cream cake nanner pudding ice cream cookies mcdonalds etc.
i am trying to really bulk and even though my body will store a lot of water weight my face won't because all the buccal fat is scooped out if you know you know
so obviously my pretty boy looks aren't coming back without some kind of surgical measure
so yeah now i am just trying to get adam smasher physique with robot mech body and head transplant in the future but for now i am going for arnold schwarzenigger look next year after my steroids i may end up looking like nicole bass next year and then i get body of schwarzanigger in 2 years after stairoids.
yeah i had to flex on u before i tell this brutal story so yeah get flexed on
anyways im getting off topic
the gym is decently big and it was only us three there so i go to another room in the gym and i overhear them and the bigger roided up one (im assuming the mom) said come on let's wrap this up not even 30 seconds after i walked into the other room i distinctivly heard her say that dude looks like a creepy rapist it's not safe we gotta go and so they did and i had the whole gym to myself not to mention i'm currently banned from the chinese buffet for eating 10 plates of nanner pudding last week and sexually harrasing the asian waitress by grinding my dick up against her and i got escorted out by a tallfag asian flat panfaced maxilla 404 lanklet and they said they remember my face and if i ever come back they're calling the cops the only reason i flirted with the asian waitress is because those fucking chanks tried to cahrge me 20 extra dollars for all of the packs of nanner pudding they set out that kept diminishing eventually after the 7th plate they kept wathching me go back for more and more i thought it was all you can fucking eat! not eat 10 plates and you're thrown out on the street! so yeah i didn't end up paying the 20 dollars on top of the 15 dollar buffet charge. i ended up just going to the gas station to finish my sugar cravings for post workout and got all those candies I LOVE CANDY! that i posted, and i got it for free. idk why i always get shit for free my other friend goldking on discord has the same problem and we look alike this is him
he told me how people always give him free shit as well like at asmoothie bar they made hiim an extra smoothie and said we accidentally madean extra do you want one? for me i walked into that gas station and stared at thefemalecashier who was 5 2 for 2 miinutes straight she said TTAKE WHATEVER U WANT I DONT WANT NO PART OF THIS and so i ended up goingto my hotelwith 25 dollarsworht of free candy that i inevitably shit out 6 hours later of green poopies i wish i recorded it but i left my phone in the other room when i did
anyways gym sesh was goated id say
