A mosquito bit me and it made my bone swollen

[necrotic]

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[BrazilianKen]

Why didn’t you let it bite your zygos

 

[necrotic]

Why didn’t you let it bite your zygos

I sleep on my face

 

[BrazilianKen]

I sleep on my face

Holy moly

 

[sullyy]

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every night i try to sleep some little cuck is drinking my blood so he can make subhuman mosquitos out of it!! And im too lazy to kill it, will this torture ever stop? Bros had enough blood to feed a colony!! fucking mosquitos!!

 

[BrazilianKen]

every night i try to sleep some little cuck is drinking my blood so he can make subhuman mosquitos out of it!! And im too lazy to kill it, will this torture ever stop? Bros had enough blood to feed a colony!! fucking mosquitos!!

This is so funny to read for some reason

 

[ladiesran217]

is this the method jfl

 

[sullyy]

This is so funny to read for some reason

one time a mosquito bit me while i was jerking off jfl!!

 

[BrazilianKen]

one time a mosquito bit me while i was jerking off jfl!!

I heard that if a bee stings your penis, it grows permanently

 

[sullyy]

I heard that if a bee stings your penis, it grows permanently

What if a mosquito bites ur balls?? Does it start draining your sack?

 

[BrazilianKen]

What if a mosquito bites ur balls?? Does it start draining your sack?

Yeah totally dude

 

[sullyy]

Yeah totally dude

Elder tree of knowledge and wisdom thank you for telling us this oldcel