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Being a vampire incels me
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Luckily for him, he just has to wait 27481917473820175739202 years.
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better late than never
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I will still exist when the sun explodes
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I found them, they die.
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Never say never!
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Suifuel.
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impossible
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If only I could fucking Sui. I wouldn’t be in this mess
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find a imortal girlfriend then
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The female vampire is a pipe dream
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Never sui.
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I can’t bud, even if I tried and believe me, I’ve fucking tried!
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Overdosing on gummy bears is not a certified suicide method.
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I was hanging from a tree choking for 30mins
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The string was made from noodles though...
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Yummers
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Vat Vampire or Fat Fampire or Fat Vampire.
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A perk of being a vampire is I’m always giga lean
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What's your d size?
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Before or after tying a kettlebell to my cock?
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Both.
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After 3 inches before 8inches. Soft measurements
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Luckily as a vampire you can eternally jelq so in just 5000 years you will be 16 inches flaccid.