being prettyboy is good short-term, maesthetic is good for long-term

[Mess]

pretty boys expire within 10 years, maesthetic guys can last until 70 if genetics are on their side

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Ill take the pretty boy. I don't want to be mogged in old age

 

[ey88]

You should be married with kids by the time you’re 30 so who even cares

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

You should be married with kids by the time you’re 30 so who even cares

Some of us want to be junkies at 30

 

[ey88]

Some of us want to be junkies at 30

I’m gonna be alcoholic that’s married with kids at 30

 

[rand anon]

You should be married with kids by the time you’re 30 so

so flippin ober man

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I’m gonna be alcoholic that’s married with kids at 30

I could not be drunk and have Lil kids running around I'm aiming the bottle at their heads

 

[Mess]

I’m gonna be alcoholic that’s married with kids at 30

I'm going to be a druggie who sells their kids for crack

 

[ey88]

I could not be drunk and have Lil kids running around

I couldn’t be sober and have kids running around

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I'm going to be a druggie who sells their kids for crack

Awwww!! Wait I read it wrong I thought you said sell crack for their kids

 

[snufkin]

You should be married with kids by the time you’re 30 so who even cares

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