Join 60,000+ Looksmaxxing Members!

Register a FREE account today to become a member. Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox.

  • DISCLAIMER: DO NOT ATTEMPT TREATMENT WITHOUT LICENCED MEDICAL CONSULTATION AND SUPERVISION

    This is a public discussion forum. The owners, staff, and users of this website ARE NOT engaged in rendering professional services to the individual reader. DO NOT use the content of this website as an alternative to personal examination and advice from licenced healthcare providers. DO NOT begin, delay, or discontinue treatments and/or exercises without licenced medical supervision. Learn more

BLENDEDBLADE CONFIRMED LOSER

kkkardash

We're at war!!
Banned
Established
Joined
Aug 18, 2025
Messages
1,188
Time Online
1d 14h
Reputation
1,594
1000064377.jpg

What a sad sad life your own boy snitchedddd

TRANSPOSON DONT EVEN FUCK WITH YOU GIVE IT UP YOU'RE 22

1000064373.jpg
1000064379.jpg
 
Register to hide this ad
NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SH'ALL PROSPER
 
It started as a joke. One night we were cuddling and she just buried her face in my stomach and took a huge sniff. I laughed she laughed we moved on. But then it happened again. And again. Now its a full blown problem.

I cant even sit on the couch without her crawling over like some kind of creature to get a whiff of my navel. She says it smells like safety and warm bread. I dont know what that means. To me it just smells like skin. I shower every day I am not a gross person.

Last week was my breaking point. We were at her parents house for dinner. Her dad is telling some boring story about his golf game. I feel a weird sensation. I look down and my girlfriend is leaned over under the table trying to subtly lift my shirt to smell my belly button. Right there at the dinner table. Her mom saw the whole thing and just stared at us with this horrified look.

I tried talking to her about it. I told her its weird and embarrassing. She started crying. She said if I loved her I would let her smell my button lint. She called it our special thing. She said my belly button was her emotional support animal. I dont know what to do. I have started wearing turtlenecks and even taping my navel shut with medical tape but she just peels it off when I am asleep. I think I need to break up with her but I am worried she will try to scoop my belly button out with a spoon and keep it in a jar. Help
 
Make one and send the username in PMs
Give me a week ngl, I'm really busy rn irl so I'm barely active but you'll be the first to get it 🫶
 
Power sounds like a white knight tryna get some left over arab E pussy

But what does this even prove he takes tren? Okay whatever shall we do

Be worried about the grown ass man sticking his chode in ur 15 year old body
n***a this is not about tulip. It is about blendedbibisi's roid rage
 
Bro pow3r sounds like a fucking loser ☠️☠️☠️ biggest white knight lard i ever seen here gave up random personal info and tried making himself seem better ☠️☠️☠️
 
Bro pow3r sounds like a fucking loser ☠️☠️☠️ biggest white knight lard i ever seen here gave up random personal info and tried making himself seem better ☠️☠️☠️
get off my dick vro
 
It started as a joke. One night we were cuddling and she just buried her face in my stomach and took a huge sniff. I laughed she laughed we moved on. But then it happened again. And again. Now its a full blown problem.

I cant even sit on the couch without her crawling over like some kind of creature to get a whiff of my navel. She says it smells like safety and warm bread. I dont know what that means. To me it just smells like skin. I shower every day I am not a gross person.

Last week was my breaking point. We were at her parents house for dinner. Her dad is telling some boring story about his golf game. I feel a weird sensation. I look down and my girlfriend is leaned over under the table trying to subtly lift my shirt to smell my belly button. Right there at the dinner table. Her mom saw the whole thing and just stared at us with this horrified look.

I tried talking to her about it. I told her its weird and embarrassing. She started crying. She said if I loved her I would let her smell my button lint. She called it our special thing. She said my belly button was her emotional support animal. I dont know what to do. I have started wearing turtlenecks and even taping my navel shut with medical tape but she just peels it off when I am asleep. I think I need to break up with her but I am worried she will try to scoop my belly button out with a spoon and keep it in a jar. Help
bro is living my dream
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top