Call Me Maybe - Looksmaxxing Parody

[foidslayer]

@Dandelions

[Verse 1]
I threw my cope in the gym
Don’t ask me, I’m locked in
I checked the mirror again
And now you’re in my way

Softmaxxed skin, got clean
Hardmaxxed jawline routine
Heightpill hit, frame got mean
And now you’re in my way

[Pre-Chorus]
Your stare was frozen
Hunter eyes finally showing
Chester fit, curls were flowing
Where you think you’re going, baby?

[Chorus]
Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
My face card’s active, it’s unusual
It’s hard to look right at me, baby
You got fagcucked, so rate me maybe

Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Chad aura rising, way too crucial
All the prey-eyed LTNs hate me
You got framemogged, so rate me maybe

[Verse 2]
You took your time with the cope
I took no time with the glow
Copium gave you false hope
But still, you’re in my way

I begged and borrowed a routine
Tret and cleanser, skin clean
Pinning peps, chasing lean
HTN arc got too mean

[Pre-Chorus]
Your stare was frozen
Hunter gaze finally showing
Hardmaxxed, camera rolling
Where you think you’re going, baby?

[Chorus]
Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
My face card’s active, it’s unusual
It’s hard to look right at me, baby
You got fagcucked, so rate me maybe

Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Chester walk in, the room goes neutral
Hypergamy tried to chase me
Prey eyes lost, so rate me maybe

[Post-Chorus]
Before I walked into your life, I mogged you so bad
I mogged you so bad, I mogged you so, so bad
Before I walked into your life, I mogged you so bad
And you should know that, you got fagcucked bad

[Bridge]
It’s hard to look right at me, baby
Hunter eyes got you hazy

[Final Chorus]
Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Softmaxxed daily, hardmaxxed crucial
And all the prey-eyed fagcucks hate me
Chester just mogged you, so rate me maybe

Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Heightpill landed, frame too useful
Hypergamy tried to chase me
You got framemogged, so rate me maybe

 

[kafka]

@TonyDr put this in must reads

 

[Alex.]

@Dandelions

[Verse 1]
I threw my cope in the gym
Don’t ask me, I’m locked in
I checked the mirror again
And now you’re in my way

Softmaxxed skin, got clean
Hardmaxxed jawline routine
Heightpill hit, frame got mean
And now you’re in my way

[Pre-Chorus]
Your stare was frozen
Hunter eyes finally showing
Chester fit, curls were flowing
Where you think you’re going, baby?

[Chorus]
Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
My face card’s active, it’s unusual
It’s hard to look right at me, baby
You got fagcucked, so rate me maybe

Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Chad aura rising, way too crucial
All the prey-eyed LTNs hate me
You got framemogged, so rate me maybe

[Verse 2]
You took your time with the cope
I took no time with the glow
Copium gave you false hope
But still, you’re in my way

I begged and borrowed a routine
Tret and cleanser, skin clean
Pinning peps, chasing lean
HTN arc got too mean

[Pre-Chorus]
Your stare was frozen
Hunter gaze finally showing
Hardmaxxed, camera rolling
Where you think you’re going, baby?

[Chorus]
Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
My face card’s active, it’s unusual
It’s hard to look right at me, baby
You got fagcucked, so rate me maybe

Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Chester walk in, the room goes neutral
Hypergamy tried to chase me
Prey eyes lost, so rate me maybe

[Post-Chorus]
Before I walked into your life, I mogged you so bad
I mogged you so bad, I mogged you so, so bad
Before I walked into your life, I mogged you so bad
And you should know that, you got fagcucked bad

[Bridge]
It’s hard to look right at me, baby
Hunter eyes got you hazy

[Final Chorus]
Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Softmaxxed daily, hardmaxxed crucial
And all the prey-eyed fagcucks hate me
Chester just mogged you, so rate me maybe

Gei, I just mogged you, and this is brutal
Heightpill landed, frame too useful
Hypergamy tried to chase me
You got framemogged, so rate me maybe

Dnrd

 

[foidslayer]

@TonyDr put this in must reads

When a chester walks in even the king sits to listen

 

[KittyBreath]

ive been trying to sing this to the instrumental for 5 minutes

 

[foidslayer]

ive been trying to sing this to the instrumental for 5 minutes

please make a mp3 i can listen to

 

[KittyBreath]

please make a mp3 i can listen to

what website i use to record

 

[foidslayer]

what website i use to record

uhh i lwk forgot the name

 

[Fattiepattiecookie]

ive been trying to sing this to the instrumental for 5 minutes

yeah some lyrics need to be adjusted to fit the song better

 

[foidslayer]

yeah some lyrics need to be adjusted to fit the song better

im gonna try to make a song w it wait

 

[KittyBreath]

 

[Dandelions]

GIVE ME YOUR INSTA BHAI I’LL SING TS AND SEND IT TO YOU

 

[foidslayer]

GIVE ME YOUR INSTA BHAI I’LL SING TS AND SEND IT TO YOU

LMFAOOOCBET GO PMS

 

[foidslayer]