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i go by jortsgod but my homies call me marty. im white but i honestly feel spiritually closer to the mexicans. im not formally employed but i sell advil to kids acting like its percs and i do rank boosting on valorant. as for hobbies i collect true religion jorts and im very much into chiraqology and dabble in tractor tuning.
 
BALLS BALLS BALLS 😃
YE IS IN THE BUILDING 😁
CAN YOU BELIEVE WE DON'T HAVE A JACCUZI? 😬
I LIKE SOME OF THE GAGAS SONGS, WHAT THE F🦆CK DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT CAMERAS? 😡
DO YOU SEE THAT COAT? 😮
GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE 🥳
Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great? 🥰
I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex 😝
YE IS IN THE BUILDING 😁
I'm nice at ping pong 🏓
If your stripper name porsche and you gets tips from many men then your fat friend, her nickname is minivan 😝
YE IS IN THE BUILDING 😁
THROW YOUR MO🦆F🦆ING HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW 😎❤️
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NO- YEAH? OKAY 😝😬
SHUT THE 🦆 UP 😡
BE QUIET, BEFORE YOU GET EXILED 🤩😟
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN KOBE BRYANT? 😦😧
PICASSO IS DEAD. STEVE j*bs IS DEAD. WALT DISNEY IS DEAD THAT YOU CAN NAME IN THE SAME BREATH AS THEM 🙂↔️😃
I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY, CAN YOU TELL BY MY FACE? 😐
AIN'T GONE HAPPEN 😮‍💨
The kids. 😐
YOU BULLY. YOU F🦆ING MOSQUITO BULLY 🪰
YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY 😡
Sway had the answer. 😬
I'M SORRY THAT WAS JUST MY OPINION 🩻
YOU TELLING ME THEY DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE A MF GLITCH? 🗣️
 
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