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Serious Comparing Com Users To NBA Players (Part One)

Holon lemme read every molecule rq
 
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@JeezyTheSnowman - Zach LaVine:

Good-looking tall user, pure poster who puts up flashy stats but also fails to contribute to meaningful discussion, akin to Zach LaVine being a pure scorer who puts up flashy stats while failing to contribute to winning basketball; also has a shared failo, excessive upper eyelid exposure (UEE)

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@over0 - Lauri Markkannen:

Ngl I gave her Lauri as she is evidently a big fan, but I do see thinks in common: tall, white, European versatile swingman who is capable of playing multiple positions on the court while putting up all-star level production

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@twinkdestroyer - Klay Thompson:

One of the two best shooters (users) of all time while capable of playing excellent defense, it can be questioned whether or not he would be successful as a number one scoring option (user) or without playing next to a superstar with as much gravity as Stephen Curry

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@Knight - Enes Kanter:

Very big and strong skillful post scorer also known for his conversative values who is a net-negative due to his play on the defensive side of the court

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@hachiko - J.J. Barea:

Solid Hispanic NBA veteran who was able to make up for his height on the court with his grit, determination, and scrappy play, and was able to out-play LeBron James in the 2011 NBA finals, Hachiko shares many parallels

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@Spuffy - Kelly Oubre Jr.:

Perhaps one of the prettiest NBA players (users), Kelly (Spuffy) has bounced around from team to team yet manages to make an impact with his athleticism and scoring ability off of the bench

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@Transposon - Luol Deng:

Solid British born user (player) who was able to make an all-around impact on the court (forum) during his playing career (time online)

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@BlendedBulge - Andrei Kirilenko:

Also known as AK47, underrated Russian NBA player who was perhaps best known for his defensive ability, Blended shares many similarities with this player

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@Jess - Shaun Livingston:

Underrated player (user) who overcame a severe career and life-threatening injury to make a critical impact on multiple championships, Jess has been able to make a similar impact on com

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@TonyDr - Rudy Gobert:

ELITE French defensive player (moderator)

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@apatheia - Andre Miller:

Solid, steady, consistent, reliable NBA veteran point guard who was not particularly flashy but able to make an impact, apatheia makes a similar impact to com

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@Mandy? - Stephen Curry:

Not even sure this is a good comparison but since he mentioned that he knows who Stephen Curry is, I thought I'd just give you that comparison; the best 3-point shooter of all time while also an incredibly underrated playmaker, and has the most scoring gravity by far of any NBA player ever, while also changing the game more-so than perhaps any other player?

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@foidletlexi / @Ariyana - Larry Bird:

White, blonde NBA legend, what more can I say?

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@hannah - Jeremy Lin:

Hannah paved the way for Asian looksmaxxers in a way similar to how Jeremy Lin paved the way for Asian NBA players

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@RAD - OG Anunoby:

Black British NBA player who is best known for his defensive ability, in a way similar to how RAD is always on the defense from Stardust_

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@totalinceldeath - Franz Wagner:

Really good German user who's posting ability is very versatile, akin to Wagner's all-around ability on the court

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@dipenhydramine - Mike Conley:

INCREDIBLY kind and underrated versatile NBA player best known for his kindness and sportsmanship, there are many comparisons to be made to diipenhydramine

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@Arsenic - Rui Hachimura:

One of the best Japanese NBA players (com users) of all time, very underrated player (user)

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@takedown - Rony Seikaly:

One of the only Lebanese NBA players I could find, similar to how takedown is one of the only Lebanese users I can think of

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@Dean - Adam Silver:

Jewish NBA commissioner who has never hoped, just like Dean is a Jewish looksmaxxing forum's owner who never posts

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bro thinks Im lexi
 
@JeezyTheSnowman - Zach LaVine:

Good-looking tall user, pure poster who puts up flashy stats but also fails to contribute to meaningful discussion, akin to Zach LaVine being a pure scorer who puts up flashy stats while failing to contribute to winning basketball; also has a shared failo, excessive upper eyelid exposure (UEE)

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@over0 - Lauri Markkannen:

Ngl I gave her Lauri as she is evidently a big fan, but I do see thinks in common: tall, white, European versatile swingman who is capable of playing multiple positions on the court while putting up all-star level production

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@twinkdestroyer - Klay Thompson:

One of the two best shooters (users) of all time while capable of playing excellent defense, it can be questioned whether or not he would be successful as a number one scoring option (user) or without playing next to a superstar with as much gravity as Stephen Curry

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@Knight - Enes Kanter:

Very big and strong skillful post scorer also known for his conversative values who is a net-negative due to his play on the defensive side of the court

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@hachiko - J.J. Barea:

Solid Hispanic NBA veteran who was able to make up for his height on the court with his grit, determination, and scrappy play, and was able to out-play LeBron James in the 2011 NBA finals, Hachiko shares many parallels

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@Spuffy - Kelly Oubre Jr.:

Perhaps one of the prettiest NBA players (users), Kelly (Spuffy) has bounced around from team to team yet manages to make an impact with his athleticism and scoring ability off of the bench

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@Transposon - Luol Deng:

Solid British born user (player) who was able to make an all-around impact on the court (forum) during his playing career (time online)

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@BlendedBulge - Andrei Kirilenko:

Also known as AK47, underrated Russian NBA player who was perhaps best known for his defensive ability, Blended shares many similarities with this player

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@Jess - Shaun Livingston:

Underrated player (user) who overcame a severe career and life-threatening injury to make a critical impact on multiple championships, Jess has been able to make a similar impact on com

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@TonyDr - Rudy Gobert:

ELITE French defensive player (moderator)

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@apatheia - Andre Miller:

Solid, steady, consistent, reliable NBA veteran point guard who was not particularly flashy but able to make an impact, apatheia makes a similar impact to com

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@Mandy? - Stephen Curry:

Not even sure this is a good comparison but since he mentioned that he knows who Stephen Curry is, I thought I'd just give you that comparison; the best 3-point shooter of all time while also an incredibly underrated playmaker, and has the most scoring gravity by far of any NBA player ever, while also changing the game more-so than perhaps any other player?

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@foidletlexi / @Ariyana - Larry Bird:

White, blonde NBA legend, what more can I say?

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@hannah - Jeremy Lin:

Hannah paved the way for Asian looksmaxxers in a way similar to how Jeremy Lin paved the way for Asian NBA players

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@RAD - OG Anunoby:

Black British NBA player who is best known for his defensive ability, in a way similar to how RAD is always on the defense from Stardust_

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@totalinceldeath - Franz Wagner:

Really good German user who's posting ability is very versatile, akin to Wagner's all-around ability on the court

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@dipenhydramine - Mike Conley:

INCREDIBLY kind and underrated versatile NBA player best known for his kindness and sportsmanship, there are many comparisons to be made to diipenhydramine

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@Arsenic - Rui Hachimura:

One of the best Japanese NBA players (com users) of all time, very underrated player (user)

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@takedown - Rony Seikaly:

One of the only Lebanese NBA players I could find, similar to how takedown is one of the only Lebanese users I can think of

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@Dean - Adam Silver:

Jewish NBA commissioner who has never hoped, just like Dean is a Jewish looksmaxxing forum's owner who never posts

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yo 😍
 
@JeezyTheSnowman - Zach LaVine:

Good-looking tall user, pure poster who puts up flashy stats but also fails to contribute to meaningful discussion, akin to Zach LaVine being a pure scorer who puts up flashy stats while failing to contribute to winning basketball; also has a shared failo, excessive upper eyelid exposure (UEE)

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@over0 - Lauri Markkannen:

Ngl I gave her Lauri as she is evidently a big fan, but I do see thinks in common: tall, white, European versatile swingman who is capable of playing multiple positions on the court while putting up all-star level production

View attachment 178961

@twinkdestroyer - Klay Thompson:

One of the two best shooters (users) of all time while capable of playing excellent defense, it can be questioned whether or not he would be successful as a number one scoring option (user) or without playing next to a superstar with as much gravity as Stephen Curry

View attachment 178962

@Knight - Enes Kanter:

Very big and strong skillful post scorer also known for his conversative values who is a net-negative due to his play on the defensive side of the court

View attachment 178963

@hachiko - J.J. Barea:

Solid Hispanic NBA veteran who was able to make up for his height on the court with his grit, determination, and scrappy play, and was able to out-play LeBron James in the 2011 NBA finals, Hachiko shares many parallels

View attachment 178964

@Spuffy - Kelly Oubre Jr.:

Perhaps one of the prettiest NBA players (users), Kelly (Spuffy) has bounced around from team to team yet manages to make an impact with his athleticism and scoring ability off of the bench

View attachment 178965

@Transposon - Luol Deng:

Solid British born user (player) who was able to make an all-around impact on the court (forum) during his playing career (time online)

View attachment 178967

@BlendedBulge - Andrei Kirilenko:

Also known as AK47, underrated Russian NBA player who was perhaps best known for his defensive ability, Blended shares many similarities with this player

View attachment 178968

@Jess - Shaun Livingston:

Underrated player (user) who overcame a severe career and life-threatening injury to make a critical impact on multiple championships, Jess has been able to make a similar impact on com

View attachment 178969

@TonyDr - Rudy Gobert:

ELITE French defensive player (moderator)

View attachment 178970

@apatheia - Andre Miller:

Solid, steady, consistent, reliable NBA veteran point guard who was not particularly flashy but able to make an impact, apatheia makes a similar impact to com

View attachment 178971

@Mandy? - Stephen Curry:

Not even sure this is a good comparison but since he mentioned that he knows who Stephen Curry is, I thought I'd just give you that comparison; the best 3-point shooter of all time while also an incredibly underrated playmaker, and has the most scoring gravity by far of any NBA player ever, while also changing the game more-so than perhaps any other player?

View attachment 178972

@foidletlexi / @Ariyana - Larry Bird:

White, blonde NBA legend, what more can I say?

View attachment 178973

@hannah - Jeremy Lin:

Hannah paved the way for Asian looksmaxxers in a way similar to how Jeremy Lin paved the way for Asian NBA players

View attachment 178974

@RAD - OG Anunoby:

Black British NBA player who is best known for his defensive ability, in a way similar to how RAD is always on the defense from Stardust_

View attachment 178975

@totalinceldeath - Franz Wagner:

Really good German user who's posting ability is very versatile, akin to Wagner's all-around ability on the court

View attachment 178976

@dipenhydramine - Mike Conley:

INCREDIBLY kind and underrated versatile NBA player best known for his kindness and sportsmanship, there are many comparisons to be made to diipenhydramine

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@Arsenic - Rui Hachimura:

One of the best Japanese NBA players (com users) of all time, very underrated player (user)

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@takedown - Rony Seikaly:

One of the only Lebanese NBA players I could find, similar to how takedown is one of the only Lebanese users I can think of

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@Dean - Adam Silver:

Jewish NBA commissioner who has never hoped, just like Dean is a Jewish looksmaxxing forum's owner who never posts

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Holy rep farm
Holy rep farm
Holy rep farm
 
Pathetic thread, shame I didn't see it earlier.

Praising yourself like that is one of the most ridiculous things you can do
 
caged at Loul Deng and AK-47. some solid OG shouts ngl. We need to figure out who is comparable to Luis Scola and Omer Asik to complete this list
 

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