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Story completely random story about my older brother's drunk best friend

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this was like 3 years ago but for context we just moved into this house

basically my brother had his 2 friends sleeping over because they wanted to get super fucked for the last weekend of summer. i got up around 2am because i really wanted pickles and went downstairs to get a jar from the storage room. i tried not to wake his friends up on the couch but they were all super cross faded begging for me to make them food. only a few hours later did one of them wake me up with a huge bang. i was super confused but i just went back to sleep. the next morning they found him fast asleep in a pile of moving boxes. he has got up to take more shots by himself and started pissing onto our floor and realized then he was pissed on the floor and tried to wipe it up with his sweater. he wiped the fuck out in the moving boxes and fell asleep out of shock and intoxication. we found him sleeping in the boxes with piss all over the floor
 
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