Confession

[Absurditymaxxer]

I still don't know the order of the months

And I can't remember any dates of events whatsoever. Christmas, birthdays, Valentine's etc. Can't do any of 'em except for my own birthday and I really do try but it never sticks in my head.

I also don't know the days of each of the months and stuff but I think that's a little more common

I don't have any learning difficulties or illnesses or whatever, I am just incredibly subpar in regards to processing dates

 

[Tumor]

Name checks out

 

[Schizotypalcel]

what’s it matter anyway

 

[tulip]

Why

 

[Decay]

I still don't know the order of the months

How the fuck is this even possible?

January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December

 

[RottingCarrie]

And u had to announce it to everyone...

ANYWAY


January

Jan 1 – New Year’s Day (observed federally except in Johor, Kedah, Kelantan & Perlis)

Jan 14 – Birthday of the Yang di-Pertuan Besar of Negeri Sembilan (state holiday)

Jan 27 – Isra and Mi'raj (state holiday: Kedah, Negeri Sembilan, Perlis, Terengganu)

Jan 29–30 – Chinese New Year (federal holiday; second day also a holiday except in Kelantan)


February

Feb 1 – Federal Territory Day (for Kuala Lumpur, Labuan, Putrajaya)

Feb 11 – Thaipusam (observed in several states including Selangor, Penang, KL, etc.)

Feb 20 – Declaration of Independence Day (Melaka state holiday)


March

Mar 2 – Start of Ramadan (state holiday in Johor, Kedah & Melaka)

Mar 4 – Sultan of Terengganu’s Installation Anniversary (state)

Mar 18 – Nuzul Al-Quran (federal except Johor, Kedah, Melaka, Negeri Sembilan, Sabah & Sarawak)

Mar 23 – Sultan of Johor’s Birthday (state)

Mar 31 – Apr 1 – Hari Raya Aidilfitri (Eid al-Fitr; federal holiday, with additional day in some states like Melaka)


April

Apr 2 – Third day of Hari Raya Aidilfitri (Melaka only)

Apr 18 – Good Friday (only in Sabah & Sarawak)

Apr 26 – Sultan of Terengganu’s Birthday (state)


May

May 1 – Labour Day (federal)

May 12 – Wesak Day (federal Buddhist holiday)

May 17 – Raja of Perlis’s Birthday (state)

May 22 – Pahang State Holiday (“Hari Hol Pahang”)

May 30–31 – Harvest Festival (Kaamatan) – Sabah & Labuan state holidays


June

Jun 1–2 – Gawai Dayak (Sarawak state holiday)

Jun 2 – Yang di-Pertuan Agong’s Birthday (federal holiday)

Jun 6 – Day of Arafah (state holiday: Kelantan & Terengganu)

Jun 7–8 – Hari Raya Haji (Eid al-Adha; federal holiday with day 2 in Kedah, Kelantan, Perlis, Terengganu)

Jun 22 – Sultan of Kedah’s Birthday (state)

Jun 27 – Awal Muharram (Islamic New Year; federal holiday)


July

Jul 7 – Georgetown World Heritage City Day (Penang state)

Jul 12 – Penang Governor’s Birthday (state)

Jul 22 – Sarawak Day (state)

Jul 30 – Sultan of Pahang’s Birthday (state)

Jul 31 – Hari Hol Almarhum Sultan Iskandar (Johor state)


August

Aug 24 – Melaka Governor’s Birthday (state)

Aug 31 – Merdeka Day (National Day; federal)


September

Sep 5 – Prophet Muhammad’s Birthday (Mawlid; federal)

Sep 15 – Additional holiday for Malaysia Day declared in 2025

Sep 16 – Malaysia Day (federal)

Sep 29–30 – Sultan of Kelantan’s Birthday and observed holiday (state)


October

Oct 4 – Sabah Governor’s Birthday (state)

Oct 11 – Sarawak Governor’s Birthday (state)

Oct 20 – Deepavali (federal except in Sarawak)


November

Nov 7 – Sultan of Perak’s Birthday (state)


December

Dec 11 – Sultan of Selangor’s Birthday (state)

Dec 24 – Christmas Eve (state holiday in Sabah)

Dec 25 – Christmas Day (Federal)

January → February → March → April → May → June → July → August → September → October → November → December

 

[RottingCarrie]

How the fuck is this even possible?

January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December

I had to say the months I order cuz he didnt know how far away October was when HIS BDAY IS IN OCTOBER

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

I have the issue with the months too I don't know I'm too autistic to remember this shit I know all of the months but not the order, days are easy though

 

[Absurditymaxxer]

what’s it matter anyway

I wish I could remember the birthdays of my friends and loved ones

How the fuck is this even possible?

January
February
March
April <-----
May
June
July
August
September <-----
October
November
December

I always mess up in these parts

And u had to announce it to everyone...

ANYWAY


January

Jan 1 – New Year’s Day (observed federally except in Johor, Kedah, Kelantan & Perlis)

Jan 14 – Birthday of the Yang di-Pertuan Besar of Negeri Sembilan (state holiday)

Jan 27 – Isra and Mi'raj (state holiday: Kedah, Negeri Sembilan, Perlis, Terengganu)

Jan 29–30 – Chinese New Year (federal holiday; second day also a holiday except in Kelantan)


February

Feb 1 – Federal Territory Day (for Kuala Lumpur, Labuan, Putrajaya)

Feb 11 – Thaipusam (observed in several states including Selangor, Penang, KL, etc.)

Feb 20 – Declaration of Independence Day (Melaka state holiday)


March

Mar 2 – Start of Ramadan (state holiday in Johor, Kedah & Melaka)

Mar 4 – Sultan of Terengganu’s Installation Anniversary (state)

Mar 18 – Nuzul Al-Quran (federal except Johor, Kedah, Melaka, Negeri Sembilan, Sabah & Sarawak)

Mar 23 – Sultan of Johor’s Birthday (state)

Mar 31 – Apr 1 – Hari Raya Aidilfitri (Eid al-Fitr; federal holiday, with additional day in some states like Melaka)


April

Apr 2 – Third day of Hari Raya Aidilfitri (Melaka only)

Apr 18 – Good Friday (only in Sabah & Sarawak)

Apr 26 – Sultan of Terengganu’s Birthday (state)


May

May 1 – Labour Day (federal)

May 12 – Wesak Day (federal Buddhist holiday)

May 17 – Raja of Perlis’s Birthday (state)

May 22 – Pahang State Holiday (“Hari Hol Pahang”)

May 30–31 – Harvest Festival (Kaamatan) – Sabah & Labuan state holidays


June

Jun 1–2 – Gawai Dayak (Sarawak state holiday)

Jun 2 – Yang di-Pertuan Agong’s Birthday (federal holiday)

Jun 6 – Day of Arafah (state holiday: Kelantan & Terengganu)

Jun 7–8 – Hari Raya Haji (Eid al-Adha; federal holiday with day 2 in Kedah, Kelantan, Perlis, Terengganu)

Jun 22 – Sultan of Kedah’s Birthday (state)

Jun 27 – Awal Muharram (Islamic New Year; federal holiday)


July

Jul 7 – Georgetown World Heritage City Day (Penang state)

Jul 12 – Penang Governor’s Birthday (state)

Jul 22 – Sarawak Day (state)

Jul 30 – Sultan of Pahang’s Birthday (state)

Jul 31 – Hari Hol Almarhum Sultan Iskandar (Johor state)


August

Aug 24 – Melaka Governor’s Birthday (state)

Aug 31 – Merdeka Day (National Day; federal)


September

Sep 5 – Prophet Muhammad’s Birthday (Mawlid; federal)

Sep 15 – Additional holiday for Malaysia Day declared in 2025

Sep 16 – Malaysia Day (federal)

Sep 29–30 – Sultan of Kelantan’s Birthday and observed holiday (state)


October

Oct 4 – Sabah Governor’s Birthday (state)

Oct 11 – Sarawak Governor’s Birthday (state)

Oct 20 – Deepavali (federal except in Sarawak)


November

Nov 7 – Sultan of Perak’s Birthday (state)


December

Dec 11 – Sultan of Selangor’s Birthday (state)

Dec 24 – Christmas Eve (state holiday in Sabah)

Dec 25 – Christmas Day (Federal)

January → February → March → April → May → June → July → August → September → October → November → December

My hw for tonight

 

[RottingCarrie]

I wish I could remember the birthdays of my friends and loved ones

When's my bday btw

 

[Absurditymaxxer]

When's my bday btw

21st Oct?

 

[gatherergirl]

you wouldn't have this problem if you knew
1. how to count to 10 in latin and
2. about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martius_(month)

 

[Nenestar]

I used to not know what month it was if someone said "in X month," or I couldn't link it to a number, which I preferred. But I knew the list of months from memory so I'd have to start from January and iterate until I got to X, and I would "know" what month they meant.

This was about 3 years ago. One day I just decided to learn it, took like 5min. I have no clue why I never decided to learn the number-to-month conversion in the first place.

 

[Darkeningstar]

I don't remember people's birthdays, hardly mine

 

[Absurditymaxxer]

you wouldn't have this problem if you knew
1. how to count to 10 in latin and
2. about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martius_(month)

I remember being extremely annoyed when I got into first grade because our math textbooks did show us these prefixes and how they correlate to the way we name our current polygons

They didn't match with the months and so I started writing 'em as numbers strictly VS the usual "1st of January 2000"

Nowadays I'm getting back into writing the full words in my notebooks because I can't get the 2 "/" to be of reasonably same length and rotation

Life is a struggle

 

[Absurditymaxxer]

I don't remember people's birthdays, hardly mine

Do you need a tissue? I'm here for you. Never forget that, Dark.

 

[gatherergirl]

I remember being extremely annoyed when I got into first grade because our math textbooks did show us these prefixes and how they correlate to the way we name our current polygons

They didn't match with the months and so I started writing 'em as numbers strictly VS the usual "1st of January 2000"

Nowadays I'm getting back into writing the full words in my notebooks because I can't get the 2 "/" to be of reasonably same length and rotation

Life is a struggle

the only/most "problematic" ones to remember are september to december, and it's just septem, octo, novem, decem (7, 8, 9, 10) in latin. add the info from the link i posted above to the mix and you got it all covered

 

[Darkeningstar]

Do you need a tissue? I'm here for you. Never forget that, Dark.

Who cares honestly

 

[dolphinn]

Was the same way
Just IQ max