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Gloryhole practice
Imagine been half-pissed on a night out, you stumble into the toilet to unleash a mega-stream, and then you see a hole carved into the side of the cubicle. Maybe it was something in the air, but you decide to stick Newday Jr in. Suddenly, you hear a loud voice boom, "Today guys, we're going to be discussing cucumbermaxxing." Crunch! Munch! Gobble gobble! Newday Jr just lost a couple of inches.
 
Imagine been half-pissed on a night out, you stumble into the toilet to unleash a mega-stream, and then you see a hole carved into the side of the cubicle. Maybe it was something in the air, but you decide to stick Newday Jr in. Suddenly, you hear a loud voice boom, "Today guys, we're going to be discussing cucumbermaxxing." Crunch! Munch! Gobble gobble! Newday Jr just lost a couple of inches.
I guess bro
 
I guess bro
R.I.P. the hopestick :(
u should hold a funeral
or u could treat it like a lesser family member and bury it in ur backyard
put it in a safety deposit box
or pour disinfecting wax resin in it, let it harden, and use it as a paperweight
 
R.I.P. the hopestick :(
u should hold a funeral
or u could treat it like a lesser family member and bury it in ur backyard
put it in a safety deposit box
or pour disinfecting wax resin in it, let it harden, and use it as a paperweight
If I lose my dick I’m like ending everyone with no remorse in my heart till someone kills me
 
If I lose my dick I’m like ending everyone with no remorse in my heart till someone kills me
if its not all gone u could import half a dick from a random third worlder and sew it to ur remaining dick
you could be batman's spinoff arch nemesis: two-dick
no that seems more like u have two dicks...
do u have two dicks??
 

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