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did i win or lose?

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need guidance cuz ion understand women

Was in my science lab tdy, got paired with a girl
we were talking n shit was cool she was laughing, i was laughing
she seemed to be interested in me

after class I was waiting for her
when out of nowhere this fat black kid with glasses (barely pushing 5'4) walks up to her and says:
"hey ermmm u were ignoring me today hahah we should make a class groupchat! 🤓🤓"

didnt even hear what she said I just walked away like "man wtf no way she's talking to this midget urkel over here"

and she yelled bye to me and I said bye

boys did I get cucked or did I cuck the guy??
 
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oh also this fat girl was recording me as I was waiting for the subway today looool
hopefully I become tiktok famous and she didnt just bully me
 
Alright, first off—relax, my man. You didn’t get cucked, and you didn’t cuck him. What you’ve got here is a classic case of “nerdy-dude-tries-his-luck,” but guess what? You’ve already got the upper hand. She was laughing, vibing with you during class. That’s your in. The fact that she yelled goodbye to you as you walked off? Yeah, that’s a good sign—she’s keeping her eye on you. 😏

As for “midget Urkel,” don’t sweat him. He’s just background noise in this story. The real move is to stay cool, confident, and keep that vibe going next time. You’ve got the charm, she knows it, and you don’t need to worry about who else is trying to get her attention. Play it smooth, and you’ll come out on top every time. 😎👊
 
Alright, first off—relax, my man. You didn’t get cucked, and you didn’t cuck him. What you’ve got here is a classic case of “nerdy-dude-tries-his-luck,” but guess what? You’ve already got the upper hand. She was laughing, vibing with you during class. That’s your in. The fact that she yelled goodbye to you as you walked off? Yeah, that’s a good sign—she’s keeping her eye on you. 😏

As for “midget Urkel,” don’t sweat him. He’s just background noise in this story. The real move is to stay cool, confident, and keep that vibe going next time. You’ve got the charm, she knows it, and you don’t need to worry about who else is trying to get her attention. Play it smooth, and you’ll come out on top every time. 😎👊
i love you man
 
need guidance cuz ion understand women

Was in my science lab tdy, got paired with a girl
we were talking n shit was cool she was laughing, i was laughing
she seemed to be interested in me

after class I was waiting for her
when out of nowhere this fat black kid with glasses (barely pushing 5'4) walks up to her and says:
"hey ermmm u were ignoring me today hahah we should make a class groupchat! 🤓🤓"

didnt even hear what she said I just walked away like "man wtf no way she's talking to this midget urkel over here"

and she yelled bye to me and I said bye

boys did I get cucked or did I cuck the guy??
No one believed me when i said bbc is law
 
need guidance cuz ion understand women

Was in my science lab tdy, got paired with a girl
we were talking n shit was cool she was laughing, i was laughing
she seemed to be interested in me

after class I was waiting for her
when out of nowhere this fat black kid with glasses (barely pushing 5'4) walks up to her and says:
"hey ermmm u were ignoring me today hahah we should make a class groupchat! 🤓🤓"

didnt even hear what she said I just walked away like "man wtf no way she's talking to this midget urkel over here"

and she yelled bye to me and I said bye

boys did I get cucked or did I cuck the guy??
She likes you man
 
need guidance cuz ion understand women

Was in my science lab tdy, got paired with a girl
we were talking n shit was cool she was laughing, i was laughing
she seemed to be interested in me

after class I was waiting for her
when out of nowhere this fat black kid with glasses (barely pushing 5'4) walks up to her and says:
"hey ermmm u were ignoring me today hahah we should make a class groupchat! 🤓🤓"

didnt even hear what she said I just walked away like "man wtf no way she's talking to this midget urkel over here"

and she yelled bye to me and I said bye

boys did I get cucked or did I cuck the guy??
You win imo
 
Oh my god I just noticed it
I meant to say top
I am so sorry.
Damn my keyboard knows too much about me.
This is so embarrassing
Also forgive me
 

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