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Those motherfuckers can't cleanly cut an onion, I accidentally rammed one into my finger and it bled so little that it didn't even scab over, no idea how she can cook with those but they are genuinely so bad that I can run them around my arms fast as fuck and not get a single paper cut. You could do so many magic tricks with those things its crazy and they even struggle with fucking toast.
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