Fellas, I've been unable to sleep and it's almost 6am

[Gengar]

Why, you might ask? Well.... there's a huge spider on my ceiling. I think it's waiting for me to sleep before it can assault me. This is what it looks like.

 

[over0]

Same it's okay unc

 

[Gengar]

This certainly is no laughing matter, woman! This comes right after I fixed my sleeping schedule. My life is nothing but tragedy.

@over0

 

[over0]

This certainly is no laughing matter, woman! This comes right after I fixed my sleeping schedule. My life is nothing but tragedy.

@over0

- laughed at me

 

[Gengar]

- laughed at me

I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you.

Is it really the reason you haven't slept yet, though? Oops, I didn't mean to italicize this but it happened and I can't stop it. Just like that spider on my ceiling.

 

[over0]

I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you.

Is it really the reason you haven't slept yet, though? Oops, I didn't mean to italicize this but it happened and I can't stop it. Just like that spider on my ceiling.

There is a fat ass spider above my bed but that's not really the reason I'm awake

 

[vespertine]

There is a fat ass spider above my bed but that's not really the reason I'm awake

i love spiders can I see

 

[Gengar]

There is a fat ass spider above my bed but that's not really the reason I'm awake

Haha oh shit, I thought you were joking about that. Then what is the reason you're awake, if not for the spider? Mirin balls of steel if that's not why you are still up.

 

[Gengar]

i love spiders can I see

I like spiders, provided they're small. But this is one huge n***a.

 

[over0]

Haha oh shit, I thought you were joking about that. Then what is the reason you're awake, if not for the spider? Mirin balls of steel if that's not why you are still up.

Fucked up schedule ig I keep taking naps then I end up sleeping for hours so it's on me I guess

 

[Gengar]

Fucked up schedule ig I keep taking naps then I end up sleeping for hours so it's on me I guess

I have the same problem. That's why I don't take naps. I can only sleep once a day. Don't you have school soon?

 

[over0]

i love spiders can I see

 

[over0]

I have the same problem. That's why I don't take naps. I can only sleep once a day. Don't you have school soon?

Nah I'm homeschooled but I'll have to fix it soon anyway since I'm gonna start looking for a job

 

[faithful]

Why, you might ask? Well.... there's a huge spider on my ceiling. I think it's waiting for me to sleep before it can assault me. This is what it looks like.

proof or it didnt happen

 

[vespertine]

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beautiful huntsman.

 

[Gengar]

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Holy fuck that's not even your room anymore, it's the spider's. The one in my room isn't that big. Wtf, are you in Australia or something?

 

[Gengar]

Nah I'm homeschooled but I'll have to fix it soon anyway since I'm gonna start looking for a job

Wise decision, parents didn't want you in a public school (read: filled with ethnics). Good luck with the job hunting!

 

[Gengar]

proof or it didnt happen

I can't, I was freaking out over a spider that pales in comparison to @over0's one, and now I'm the teenage girl and not the dateless 29 year old KHHV I'm supposed to be.

 

[Gengar]

beautiful huntsman.

It's gonna go on a hunt alright..

 

[vespertine]

spiders don't have penises by the way. they put their sperm on webs and than draw that sperm up into the tips of these specialized leg-like structures on his face, using them as syringes to put his mouth on a female spiders genital opening and transfer the sperm.
YOU ALL were wondering this btw.

 

[Gengar]

spiders don't have penises by the way. they put their sperm on webs and than draw that sperm up into the tips of these specialized leg-like structures on his face, using them as syringes to put his mouth on a female spiders genital opening and transfer the sperm.
YOU ALL were wondering this btw.

I genuinely wasn't, but thanks for the info. I know what I'm gonna search for next on Rule 34.

 

[vespertine]

I genuinely wasn't, but thanks for the info. I know what I'm gonna search for next on Rule 34.

how spiders get pregnant by getting their webholes ate?

 

[RRM]

its gonna consume you alive

 

[Stardust_]

Why, you might ask? Well.... there's a huge spider on my ceiling. I think it's waiting for me to sleep before it can assault me. This is what it looks like.

Why don’t you get rid of it

 

[vespertine]

Why don’t you get rid of it

spiders are harmless in most cases

 

[Stardust_]

Why, you might ask? Well.... there's a huge spider on my ceiling. I think it's waiting for me to sleep before it can assault me. This is what it looks like.

I also have trouble sleeping sometimes for certain reasons but other days I’m okay

 

[got.daim]

Why, you might ask? Well.... there's a huge spider on my ceiling. I think it's waiting for me to sleep before it can assault me. This is what it looks like.

is that a real picture?
also ban @Frax for posing as me

 

[Frax]

Why, you might ask? Well.... there's a huge spider on my ceiling. I think it's waiting for me to sleep before it can assault me. This is what it looks like.

omfg

 

[Gengar]

how spiders get pregnant by getting their webholes ate?

Yes.

 

[Gengar]

its gonna consume you alive

You did this to me! I know it's you. You can control spiders. You are taking revenge against me.

 

[Gengar]

Why don’t you get rid of it

I want to leave it alone. I'm a dateless 29 year old KHHV, it feels nice to have some company. Animals, people, it doesn't matter. I prefer animal company.

 

[Gengar]

spiders are harmless in most cases

I actually think this one bit me, I had a weird bitemark on my body a couple of days ago. It looked like it had some toxic spit into it, because it was green-ish in the middle and the surrounding area was red and somewhat painful.

 

[Gengar]

I also have trouble sleeping sometimes for certain reasons but other days I’m okay

What reasons, if you don't mind revealing?

 

[Gengar]

is that a real picture?
also ban @Frax for posing as me

No I googled it, and wtf idk who's who anymore.

 

[Stardust_]

I want to leave it alone. I'm a dateless 29 year old KHHV, it feels nice to have some company. Animals, people, it doesn't matter. I prefer animal company.

Get a cat, that’s better

 

[got.daim]

No I googled it, and wtf idk who's who anymore.

I'm the real one baby

 

[Stardust_]

What reasons, if you don't mind revealing?

Sugar alarm goes off and then I have to get something to eat but it’s so tiring at 4am when you feel low

 

[RRM]

You did this to me! I know it's you. You can control spiders. You are taking revenge against me.

if I had the power to do so you wouldve been dead on July 21st

 

[vespertine]

I actually think this one bit me, I had a weird bitemark on my body a couple of days ago. It looked like it had some toxic spit into it, because it was green-ish in the middle and the surrounding area was red and somewhat painful.

ahh. a lot of spider bites feel painful for a bit. but only a handful are a good reason to go the er.

 

[Gengar]

Get a cat, that’s better

Cats are actually responsible for spreading parasitic brainworms (yeah, it's real). I'd prefer a dog.

 

[Gengar]

I'm the real one baby

Who's the fake one?

 

[Gengar]

Sugar alarm goes off and then I have to get something to eat but it’s so tiring at 4am when you feel low

Diabetes runs in my family. One relative's so fucked up, he's got bone sticking out of his chopped foot which was operated on a couple of times. It was disturbing to see. Don't worry that won't happen to you, he's from Pakistan. He was born and raised and still lives there.

 

[Gengar]

if I had the power to do so you wouldve been dead on July 21st

Why July 21st? Is that your birthday?

 

[Gengar]

ahh. a lot of spider bites feel painful for a bit. but only a handful are a good reason to go the er.

I'm not sure if the spider actually bit me. If it did, it happened in my sleep. Perhaps it crawled from under my bed and bit me, who knows? It was a singular spot rather than a double spot (which should be the standard for spider bites I assume) so it could be something else, like an ingrown hair. Idk.

 

[Stardust_]

Diabetes runs in my family. One relative's so fucked up, he's got bone sticking out of his chopped foot which was operated on a couple of times. It was disturbing to see. Don't worry that won't happen to you, he's from Pakistan. He was born and raised and still lives there.

Yeah, I mean I usually sleep well. That sounds awful but I wonder if he was T2 and didn’t know for a while

 

[RRM]

Why July 21st? Is that your birthday?

thats when you foid supporters men hating jews banned me from .org

 

[Gengar]

Yeah, I mean I usually sleep well. That sounds awful but I wonder if he was T2 and didn’t know for a while

In Pakistan, they differentiate between "blood sugar" and simply "sugar." (That's how they call diabetes). I'm assuming "blood sugar" is T2. Most of my relatives have "sugar," I guess that's T1? Because my uncle, for example, used to take injections (into his stomach), and another relative usually goes for a walk when he says his sugar levels are low, or he eats/drinks something sweet/sugar-y. I dunno. I suspect I will also have diabetes express itself because my father's got it too.

 

[Gengar]

thats when you foid supporters men hating jews banned me from .org

We genuinely believe you're a woman, and we'd been sent what we considered irrefutable proof. You're free to make your case, but it costs you a ticket to Rotterdam.

 

[Stardust_]

In Pakistan, they differentiate between "blood sugar" and simply "sugar." (That's how they call diabetes). I'm assuming "blood sugar" is T2. Most of my relatives have "sugar," I guess that's T1? Because my uncle, for example, used to take injections (into his stomach), and another relative usually goes for a walk when he says his sugar levels are low, or he eats/drinks something sweet/sugar-y. I dunno. I suspect I will also have diabetes express itself because my father's got it too.

Nope, if you are insulin dependent then I think someone is likely to be T1 because with T2 they don’t take insulin as much but I’m fairly new to it tbh

 

[Frax]

No I googled it, and wtf idk who's who anymore.

Im the real one, that guy is trolling as me.