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That discomposèd & overzealious dyarchy styling themselvès as @NumbThePain and @TechnoBoss hath most spuriøusly enactèd an unwarrantable bannishment upon the rightfully-esteemed user entitlèd @Сигма Бой, thereby plunging Our digitall commonwealth into a state of grievous & unnecessary perturbaciōn.
As of this present calendrical reck’ning, We do proclaim that such proscription was issuèd upon grounds flimsier than a parchment left in the rain, for the afore-namèd @Сигма Бой committed no trespass meriting so harsh & imperiøus a censure.
Whereupon We, in Our august collectivitie, do declayr with full-throated gravitas that this bann is miswrought, maladministrat’d, & manifestly unjuſt, being wrought in haste & devoid of that due consideraciōn befitting Magistrates of their stationne.
Thusly do We demand, with unshakable resolutiōn, the immediat & unconditionall liberaçiōn of Сигма Бой, that his presence may be restor’d unto these hallowed halls of discourse.
As of this present calendrical reck’ning, We do proclaim that such proscription was issuèd upon grounds flimsier than a parchment left in the rain, for the afore-namèd @Сигма Бой committed no trespass meriting so harsh & imperiøus a censure.
Whereupon We, in Our august collectivitie, do declayr with full-throated gravitas that this bann is miswrought, maladministrat’d, & manifestly unjuſt, being wrought in haste & devoid of that due consideraciōn befitting Magistrates of their stationne.
Thusly do We demand, with unshakable resolutiōn, the immediat & unconditionall liberaçiōn of Сигма Бой, that his presence may be restor’d unto these hallowed halls of discourse.
there’s hymens to rebuild