Fuck I just realized I should be dating old hags

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But fuck, at work today this woman in her early twenties was approaching me and smiling and shit and I thought what a nice lady. But looking back, it's not uncommon for someone my age (19) to be with her. Fuuuuuuuuuuck

 

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I never even saw these women as potential love interests. It's pretty much impossible for them to be inexperienced