Funny story

[shredded4summer]

Hello

on Friday night I decided to go to a girls hotel room but before I went in a Christian man preached the gospel to me so I decided to not fuck.

I went to a bar and saw two guys sitting down and decided to lowinhibmaxx and ntmaxx and I LARPED about getting cheated on I even told them a whole story about how I walked in on them and they kept going.

surprising they were super nice and they brought me to a club and bought me drinks. One of they guys even set me up with the waiter and the waiter asked to kiss me I told her no but she kept saying “do you think im pretty” so I felt bad and had to do it

Then I met some friends and talked to them and ate some goyslop unfortunately

When I was going home my uber driver was a short Indian truecel. We started talking and apparently his gf of 4 years left him 2 days ago because he couldn’t give her money. And she got with a new guy right after.

Lowk brutal story. He even said he goes to uni then works all day and get 0 sleep.

We exchanged phone numbers I’m gonna help him ascend and slay

 

[shredded4summer]

Dnr who tf do you think u are u loser

 

[AuggyDauggy]

Hello

on Friday night I decided to go to a girls hotel room but before I went in a Christian man preached the gospel to me so I decided to not fuck.

I went to a bar and saw two guys sitting down and decided to lowinhibmaxx and ntmaxx and I LARPED about getting cheated on I even told them a whole story about how I walked in on them and they kept going.

surprising they were super nice and they brought me to a club and bought me drinks. One of they guys even set me up with the waiter and the waiter asked to kiss me I told her no but she kept saying “do you think im pretty” so I felt bad and had to do it

Then I met some friends and talked to them and ate some goyslop unfortunately

When I was going home my uber driver was a short Indian truecel. We started talking and apparently his gf of 4 years left him 2 days ago because he couldn’t give her money. And she got with a new guy right after.

Lowk brutal story. He even said he goes to uni then works all day and get 0 sleep.

We exchanged phone numbers I’m gonna help him ascend and slay

n***a has the most eventful Fridays I think I’ve ever seen

 

[shredded4summer]

n***a has the most eventful Fridays I think I’ve ever seen

Keep in mind when I go out I’m TRYING to have “adventures” I recommend you do the same. This is very hard for me as a non NT MF but if it’s possible for me it’s possible for you