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Genie: "You have 3 wishes"

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Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


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Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it you know"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortlessly. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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ROFL at this!
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortlessly. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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Highest effort shit post itw
 
Blackpillirony said:
"Caged" "jfl" "rofl" "very funny" I don't fucking care, just feed me the reps like I fucking depend on it
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Om Nom Eating GIF
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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Life changing post ty
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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@Nbernical @muscipla @PingPong
Br4va said:
Ai
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No AI son, just because it's long doesn't I typed it all with my own sweat, blood and tears
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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@vespertine @BigDihDiddy ⚦ @1894 peep this
 
It's not that he's subtle and effortless -- it's that he wades through the balance of absurdity in a situational way cool as a cucumber
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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i’m chuckling so hard rn, twiddling my outgrown beard.
Hohoho! rony you truly ARE the funniest user now… hoho..
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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This was planned, typed out, and posted in utter silence.
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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JFL'd it with a straight face btw
 
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My first wish is Greater Hungary, my second wish is that Greater Hungary's border remains for eternity and my last wish is that I do not know.
 
doll said:
ye theres something wrong with that genie If twinkdestroyer is the funnjest user according to him
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Ye Ye, and if he made this nig the funniest now after the wish, then explain why I didn't laugh
 
doll said:
cus everyone here is painfully unfunny
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You put me in pain, doll. The pain you put me in is sharp and cruel, yet I'm crawling for more. I've tried putting car batteries on my nuts to feel any kind of mental stimulation from this late stage capitalistic world, but the pain you provide me is so meaningless and persistent it's all I'll grow to know. So please, continue.
 
TonyDr said:
JFL'd it with a straight face btw
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You put me in pain, Tony. The pain you put me in is sharp and cruel, yet I'm crawling for more. I've tried putting car batteries on my nuts to feel any kind of mental stimulation from this late stage capitalistic world, but the pain you provide me is so meaningless and persistent it's all I'll grow to know. So please, continue.
 
</3 said:
i’m chuckling so hard rn, twiddling my outgrown beard.
Hohoho! rony you truly ARE the funniest user now… hoho..
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You put me in pain, 2based. The pain you put me in is sharp and cruel, yet I'm crawling for more. I've tried putting car batteries on my nuts to feel any kind of mental stimulation from this late stage capitalistic world, but the pain you provide me is so meaningless and persistent it's all I'll grow to know. So please, continue.
 
Blackpillirony said:
Me : "I wish to be the funniest user on .com"
Genie : "You have 2 wishes."
Me : "2 wishes ? But I'm already the funniest user on .com."
Genie : "Well you are now, but you weren't before the wish"
Me : "Then who's the funniest user on .com ?"
Genie: "Well it's you now"
Me : "I know moron, I meant who was the funniest user before the wish."
Genie : "It was @twinkdestroyer"
Me : "TWINKDESTROYER ? That fucking spic ? I'm way more hilarious than that incel."
Genie: "Well you see you can only seem to make super forced redundant jokes that people are forced to laugh to or awkward pedo jokes, Twinkdestroyer is actually subtle and effortless. I mean his milkjar doxxed me thread is to cry to."
Me : "That's so not true, where is he now ?"
Genie : "Well I kinda removed him.'
Me : "You killed him ?!"
Genie :"No no no, I just erased his whole existence so you could be the funniest user of .com"
Me : "What the fuck ?"
Genie : "Wish's a wish man and you got it, 2 are remaining"
Me : "Gimme a baddie and a pack of cigarettes"


@WhitepiII @benny @submissivechud @Kaari @</3 @TonyDr @doll @Aryy @splanky @ecoli @junebug
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beautiful literature, brought tears to my eyes
 
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