Method Help me set up a tinder profile I want at least one fucking date, even if it leads to nothing.... I'm so fucking lonely

[Ceisriel]

26 yo dude living in the province of Rome, 56 kilometres - 35 miles away from the city center
5'8 feet or 174cm.... bulky but not fat, actually pretty fit.

Currently unemployed but not a problem since I make a lot of money when I do work, and I have enough savings.....If I need more money it's not gonna be a problem for me. So I have a lot of free time....

my hobbies used to be gamedev, programming, poetry, reading... but now I'm just GymMaxxing...

My exprience so far with Tinder, years ago I tried it for a few weeks, almost a month... all I got was a single fucking match with a whale and it led to nothing.

 

[ratedLTN]

@TonyTheLooksmaxxDR

 

[GermanicVision]

26 yo dude living in the province of Rome, 56 kilometres - 35 miles away from the city center
5'8 feet or 174cm.... bulky but not fat, actually pretty fit.

Currently unemployed but not a problem since I make a lot of money when I do work, and I have enough savings.....If I need more money it's not gonna be a problem for me. So I have a lot of free time....

my hobbies used to be gamedev, programming, poetry, reading... but now I'm just GymMaxxing...

My exprience so far with Tinder, years ago I tried it for a few weeks, almost a month... all I got was a single fucking match with a whale and it led to nothing.

„
About me:
Just a guy who loves the gym and staying active. I’ve got a creative side too—used to do game dev and poetry. Right now, I’m enjoying some time off and looking to meet new people. Let’s see where things go!

Looking for:
Just looking to meet some new people and see where things go. If you enjoy fitness or just want to hang out, swipe right!
„
Do you mean like that?

 

[ratedLTN]

„
About me:
Just a guy who loves the gym and staying active. I’ve got a creative side too—used to do game dev and poetry. Right now, I’m enjoying some time off and looking to meet new people. Let’s see where things go!

Looking for:
Just looking to meet some new people and see where things go. If you enjoy fitness or just want to hang out, swipe right!
„
Do you mean like that?

does bio even matter on tinder I dont think so tbh

 

[GermanicVision]

does bio even matter on tinder I dont think so tbh

Well guys don’t care at all they just look at the picture, but many girls read the captions

 

[97baHater]

Well guys don’t care at all they just look at the picture, but many girls read the captions

MY ASS

 

[scotcel]

5'8 feet or 174cm

why bother

 

[GermanicVision]

why bother

Italians are rather short so it’s not that big of a problem

 

[Ceisriel]

why bother

I will be wearing something to make me taller, I need some human touch, now! before I go mass shooter mode american style(I'm joking I'm joking... maybe)

Italians are rather short so it’s not that big of a problem

Not my generation nor younger ones, old guys always lower the average

 

[maryd]

26 yo dude living in the province of Rome, 56 kilometres - 35 miles away from the city center
5'8 feet or 174cm.... bulky but not fat, actually pretty fit.

Currently unemployed but not a problem since I make a lot of money when I do work, and I have enough savings.....If I need more money it's not gonna be a problem for me. So I have a lot of free time....

my hobbies used to be gamedev, programming, poetry, reading... but now I'm just GymMaxxing...

My exprience so far with Tinder, years ago I tried it for a few weeks, almost a month... all I got was a single fucking match with a whale and it led to nothing.

Cool , another italian here on the forum

 

[maryd]

Well guys don’t care at all they just look at the picture, but many girls read the captions

Nah, not true. He has to be cute.

 

[Ceisriel]

Cool , another italian here on the forum

Hey, how you doin' ? -said with il fascino d'un rizzler moderno

 

[maryd]

Hey, how you doin' ? -said with il fascino d'un rizzler moderno

MORTA che bello trovare un italiano qui , assurdo agagagah

 

[Incognito]

Cool , another italian here on the forum

Date him

 

[GermanicVision]

I will be wearing something to make me taller, I need some human touch, now! before I go mass shooter mode american style(I'm joking I'm joking... maybe)


Not my generation nor younger ones, old guys always lower the average

I have family that immigrated to Italy and most guys there were shorter than me (I’m 172cm without shoes)

 

[maryd]

I have family that immigrated to Italy and most guys there were shorter than me (I’m 172cm without shoes)

Idk , I see tall men everywhere honestly

 

[maryd]

Date him

I’m kinda ugly , he should find a cuter girl

 

[Incognito]

I’m kinda ugly , he should find a cuter girl

Nahh he would fuck with you. @Ceisriel respond bro I am trying to set you up.

 

[Ceisriel]

I’m kinda ugly , he should find a cuter girl

trade offer!!!!

I get:
a date !

you get:
an umbrella if it rains

 

[maryd]

trade offer!!!!

I get:
a date !

you get:
an umbrella if it rains

Cutieee

 

[maryd]

Nahh he would fuck with you. @Ceisriel respond bro I am trying to set you up.

Incognito well known as cupid

 

[Incognito]

Incognito well known as cupid

That’s why I am incognito in this shit.

 

[Ceisriel]

Cutieee

I'm already in love!
daje quando posso cominciare a sussurarti parole dolci nell'orecchio?

 

[dextermogin]

the italian bvll is taking all the women so u cant slay u need to kill that mf

 

[maryd]

the italian bvll is taking all the women so u cant slay u need to kill that mf

Dw I’m not a big loss bhai

 

[maryd]

I'm already in love!
daje quando posso cominciare a sussurarti parole dolci nell'orecchio?

che tato, ma poi cosa ci fai esattamente in questo forum? Non penso ci sia un posto più tossico e mentalmente distruttivo di questo.

 

[Ceisriel]

che tato, ma poi cosa ci fai esattamente in questo forum? Non penso ci sia un posto più tossico e mentalmente distruttivo di questo.

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
speso anni in lavori che mi hanno consumato la vita, praticamente sagre della salsiccia. Non ho conosciuto nessuno d'interessante ed ho perso le vecchie conoscenze.

Mi capita raramente d'incontrare gente, tipo seriamente penso di aver avuto solo un'appuntamento in vita mia, quindi se dovesse ricapitarmi... insomma vorrei essere al top almeno fisicamente, giusto per ridurre i falli

Te invece? Che traggedie ti hanno portata qui?

 

[ratedLTN]

I'm already in love!
daje quando posso cominciare a sussurarti parole dolci nell'orecchio?o

how old is she bro

 

[Ceisriel]

how old is she bro

oh god fuck no..... I'm about to kiss the shotgun under my bed

 

[GermanicVision]

Idk , I see tall men everywhere honestly

Maybe they just seem tall to you since you’re short

 

[Ceisriel]

Maybe they just seem tall to you since you’re short

ngl when I used to work in germany I was height-mogged by literally everyone, even children! dem you blue eyed ubermensch

 

[GermanicVision]

ngl when I used to work in germany I was height-mogged by literally everyone, even children!

True but we have a lot of immigrants so the guys that you see in cities are often not that tall

 

[maryd]

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
speso anni in lavori che mi hanno consumato la vita, praticamente sagre della salsiccia. Non ho conosciuto nessuno d'interessante ed ho perso le vecchie conoscenze.

Mi capita raramente d'incontrare gente, tipo seriamente penso di aver avuto solo un'appuntamento in vita mia, quindi se dovesse ricapitarmi... insomma vorrei essere al top almeno fisicamente, giusto per ridurre i falli

Te invece? Che traggedie ti hanno portata qui?

Bho in generale nella mia vita la questione della bellezza e l’impatto che ha sulla vita umana mi ha sempre toccata molto. Non mi sono mai piaciuta , ho sempre sentito dentro di me che fossi nata per essere qualcosa di più e stare bene con me stessa. Cioè comunque conta che sono magra e sono esteticamente nella media , quindi non è che io venga trattata male ,anzi ( a parte adesso che sono impazzita e ho dei capelli di merda) , però vorrei di più capito, è proprio una cosa mia personale. ( scusa per il paragrafo) . Comunque se sei qui per consigli etc ok, però non farti fare i rate e roba simile , che se capisci di essere peggio di come pensi sei cotto. Conta che mi hanno votata da un range di 3.5 a 5.25 (traumatico).
Se sei una persona normale e sana di mente e per te l’estetica non è tipo un’ossessione folle scappa da qui .

 

[maryd]

how old is she bro

17 dw

 

[maryd]

True but we have a lot of immigrants so the guys that you see in cities are often not that tall

Just noticed that you’re german, I know a little german actually and I love your country!

 

[GermanicVision]

26 yo dude living in the province of Rome, 56 kilometres - 35 miles away from the city center
5'8 feet or 174cm.... bulky but not fat, actually pretty fit.

Currently unemployed but not a problem since I make a lot of money when I do work, and I have enough savings.....If I need more money it's not gonna be a problem for me. So I have a lot of free time....

my hobbies used to be gamedev, programming, poetry, reading... but now I'm just GymMaxxing...

My exprience so far with Tinder, years ago I tried it for a few weeks, almost a month... all I got was a single fucking match with a whale and it led to nothing.

But tinder probably isn’t a good idea since it doesn’t compare to the real world, go approach girls that you like on the street

 

[GermanicVision]

Just noticed that you’re german, I know a little german actually and I love your country!

Thank you

 

[maryd]

17 dw

18 actually , I typed wrong

 

[TonyTheLooksmaxxDR]

How tf as an italian you didn't get pussy ???? romanctic pizza and shiet

American women and asian girls thirst over italian men

I was mistaken as an italian by american girls when i was in Rome lmao

Dress old money and talk to women, go for the tourists, they have an italian fantasy

 

[Ceisriel]

18 actually , I typed wrong

Nice save

 

[dextermogin]

How tf as an italian you didn't get pussy ???? romanctic pizza and shiet

American women and asian girls thirst over italian men

I was mistaken as an italian by american girls when i was in Rome lmao

Dress old money and talk to women, go for the tourists, they have an italian fantasy

also dress up as ezio auditore

 

[Ceisriel]

Bho in generale nella mia vita la questione della bellezza e l’impatto che ha sulla vita umana mi ha sempre toccata molto. Non mi sono mai piaciuta , ho sempre sentito dentro di me che fossi nata per essere qualcosa di più e stare bene con me stessa. Cioè comunque conta che sono magra e sono esteticamente nella media , quindi non è che io venga trattata male ,anzi ( a parte adesso che sono impazzita e ho dei capelli di merda) , però vorrei di più capito, è proprio una cosa mia personale. ( scusa per il paragrafo) . Comunque se sei qui per consigli etc ok, però non farti fare i rate e roba simile , che se capisci di essere peggio di come pensi sei cotto. Conta che mi hanno votata da un range di 3.5 a 5.25 (traumatico).
Se sei una persona normale e sana di mente e per te l’estetica non è tipo un’ossessione folle scappa da qui .

non ti preoccupare sono un pò stronzi solo perché sei una ragazza, a me, anche se faccio cagare di volto...insomma quasi mi adulano e laudano per l'aspetto e solo perché sono maschio

 

[Ceisriel]

guys I'm shit talking all of you with her, sorry for throwing y'all under the bus for some puss

appreciate the rhyme- true poet at heart

 

[maryd]

non ti preoccupare sono un po stronzi solo perché sei una ragazza, a me, anche se faccio cagare di volto...insomma quasi mi adulano e laudano per l'aspetto e solo perché sono maschio

Se fossi una stacy non mi tratterebbero così. Però vabbè, ho preso il rischio perché voglio la cruda verità e ci sta, ma non consiglierei a nessuno di entrare in questo circolo vizioso perché io mi sono rovinata di brutto( l’ho fatto da sola naturalmente, questo forum è proprio un millesimo delle cause di questa situa)

 

[maryd]

guys I'm shit talking all of you with her, sorry for throwing y'all under the bus for some puss

appreciate the rhyme- true poet at heart

“I have no enemies “ahh frase

 

[Ceisriel]

How tf as an italian you didn't get pussy ???? romanctic pizza and shiet

American women and asian girls thirst over italian men

I was mistaken as an italian by american girls when i was in Rome lmao

Dress old money and talk to women, go for the tourists, they have an italian fantasy

I have no idea how to talk with females when texting, let alone in person....
anyway, just tried tinder, 7 grils liked me..... that's 7 more than the last decade! And 7 more than the last time I used tinder!

LooksMaxxing is real guyz!

Now... I don't think I'll get any date out these...since from what I've heard the conversion rate from likes to matches to dates is very low..... but still, self esteem boost.

Nice!

Ima destroy my biceps tomorrow.... I need new flexing pictures... all the girls have pictures of themselves almost naked with thier butt out.....

 

[TonyTheLooksmaxxDR]

I have no idea how to talk with females when texting, let alone in person....
anyway, just tried tinder, 7 grils liked me..... that's 7 more than the last decade! And 7 more than the last time I used tinder!

LooksMaxxing is real guyz!

Now... I don't think I'll get any date out these...since from what I've heard the conversion rate from likes to matches to dates is very low..... but still, self esteem boost.

Nice!

Talk to women IRL bud, italians are well-known to have the exotic romantic rizz, especially with foreign girls, you have that power in your blood and in your DNA

here in France we say italian men have "la tchatche " it mean they can rizz women into oblivion

 

[Ceisriel]

Talk to women IRL bud, italians are well-known to have the exotic romantic rizz, especially with foreign girls, you have that power in your blood and in your DNA

Dude I ony live in italy, I mean I grew up here... but still, I'm greek and slavic... the only thing in blood is being a gay loser

 

[Ceisriel]

Talk to women IRL bud, italians are well-known to have the exotic romantic rizz, especially with foreign girls, you have that power in your blood and in your DNA

here in France we say italian men have "la tchatche " it mean they can rizz women into oblivion

What's your success rate with cold aproaching girls on the street/bars ? Do you think that If I get a 100 phone numbers then I'll get at least 1 date?

I watched wheatwaffles video and out of 500 approaches he got only like 2-3 dates

 

[RainbowDash]

Dude I ony live in italy, I mean I grew up here... but still, I'm greek and slaving.... the only thing in blood is being a gay loser