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There will be 3 separate stories with each becoming progressively gayer. These scenarios took place in either areas (The gym in it of itself, the gym changing room). None of this is larp, do not threaten me with larp or I tie a noose round your neck and hang you. My memory is also not perfect, so I will be vividly remembering the context of the conversations but not the actual gay parts which I remember. I usually talk with very minimal effort irl too, like im constantly on battery saver mode and cannot be asked constructing deep sentences at all
Tagging this thread's inspiration and tribute to subtle storytime flexer who acts unaware that he's flexing but bro we can tell ur trying to gain flex points by flexing stop acting so nonchalant bro we can all tell: @AuggyDauggy @dontmindme
Tagging Yaoi lovers: @Arsenic @limo8
I was having this conversation with 2 random uni guys like mid-set, both expectedly older than me by a few years. Context was benching 160kg for 4 on the smith machine but needed someone to help me get the weight off the rack initially. I just randomly looked across me and tried tapped his friend to do it but he said he said he was too scared and said "nah i dont think i can do that" so I got his other friend to help.
I finish the set with his friend watching me in awe cuz hes mirin me lifting man made metal up and down like a slave, I take a rest while the spotter dude (Person 1) talks to his friend in excitement then invites me to talk to him. Both him and his friend are talking loudly and smiling as fuck cuz they were so excited over me benching (bro its metal plates calm down)
(Note I will be chopping up the conversation since it lasted like 2 minutes)
Person 1: dude that was sooo much weight!
Me: ye ik I was doing (insert lower amount of weight) for the same reps the last time I tried, ive never tried this one in my life
Person 1: how long u been training like mate!
I describe that i was on and off when younger but only went consistently recently
Person 1: Fuuuuucking hell *smiling and acting overly excited idk myself tbh*
Person 2: nahhh
(probably cuz I am much bigger for the time ive spent at the gym)
*I change the topic to my potential injury because i dont like when ppl glaze, its off putting*
The dudes friend asks how old am I and the dude echoes the same question, I say im 19 and both of them go "WHATTT!!!" while smiling around and shit
This is when the gay shit happens
Person 1 goes: UGHHH YOU'RE SO MANLY (???? Im pretty sure he said this as a way of saying I look much older than i should be but bro, poor fucking word choice man and the way he said it was setting off my queer detector)
Keep in mind this dude is like really loud but its chill cuz everyones loud but like bro calm it.
"Look at him compared to me!!!" as bro quickly points around his face and body then compares it to me in front of his friend, which is genuinely cucked as a full grown man in 2025
I just laugh it off in a friendly manner and walk back to the bench cuz i find it being cringe when actively compared to other men, it is not the fuel of my existence.
The end for this part, just light homo erotic atmosphere due to glaze that a straight male would be too insecure about to even do.
I finish the set with his friend watching me in awe cuz hes mirin me lifting man made metal up and down like a slave, I take a rest while the spotter dude (Person 1) talks to his friend in excitement then invites me to talk to him. Both him and his friend are talking loudly and smiling as fuck cuz they were so excited over me benching (bro its metal plates calm down)
(Note I will be chopping up the conversation since it lasted like 2 minutes)
Person 1: dude that was sooo much weight!
Me: ye ik I was doing (insert lower amount of weight) for the same reps the last time I tried, ive never tried this one in my life
Person 1: how long u been training like mate!
I describe that i was on and off when younger but only went consistently recently
Person 1: Fuuuuucking hell *smiling and acting overly excited idk myself tbh*
Person 2: nahhh
(probably cuz I am much bigger for the time ive spent at the gym)
*I change the topic to my potential injury because i dont like when ppl glaze, its off putting*
The dudes friend asks how old am I and the dude echoes the same question, I say im 19 and both of them go "WHATTT!!!" while smiling around and shit
This is when the gay shit happens
Person 1 goes: UGHHH YOU'RE SO MANLY (???? Im pretty sure he said this as a way of saying I look much older than i should be but bro, poor fucking word choice man and the way he said it was setting off my queer detector)
Keep in mind this dude is like really loud but its chill cuz everyones loud but like bro calm it.
"Look at him compared to me!!!" as bro quickly points around his face and body then compares it to me in front of his friend, which is genuinely cucked as a full grown man in 2025
I just laugh it off in a friendly manner and walk back to the bench cuz i find it being cringe when actively compared to other men, it is not the fuel of my existence.
The end for this part, just light homo erotic atmosphere due to glaze that a straight male would be too insecure about to even do.
Different time. I was talking to another uni guy, he just randomly started talking to me after I was finishing a set of high to low flies, he admitted that he's been watching me for the past couple times. This person is older than me too in his 20s a bit shorter like 5'7 - 5'8
He basically yaps on and on about liking the way I train and how its very optimal blah blah
He tells me that I'm looking built and if I was ever going to do a bodybuilding show, I basically just say some cope cuz i dont like talking:
"nah bro thats like way in the future i just like getting bigger thats all"
I cant vividly remember what he said but he was saying like how i have good genetics and im built good and i could be future mr olympia for all i know, and how he's been training for years yet hes still small.
This is pure JFL fuel I remember it so clearly cuz i was holding in laughter but I'm like:
"Bro dont those guys take like... a fuck ton of steroids? Like that shit's way too expensive and like my dick would shrink from it" as I say at the time with 600mg of Tren in my system...
Btw the dick stuff isnt even true its just cope naturals say my schlong is the same as before
He agrees with me and talks about himself a bit and his personal life and how he cant juggle the gym with his shit.
This is when it gets a bit too Yaoi for me mate
After some more talking, bro says he weighs a bit over 60kg and asks me how much I weigh, at the time I was on growth hormone and Insulin so I weighed a bit more cuz of a lot of water retention.
I tell bro I weigh like 110kg (242lbs) (I'm lighter now as of current, with more lean mass and less water)
This was the saying bro genuinely said to another full grown male who is 6'1 and 40+ kilos heavier than him while looking straight at him
"Oh I'm victim weight compared to you..." ???????????????????????????????????? bro put the Yaoi in the bag what the fuck is this shit, never say to another man unless you wanna get stretched out dear god bro...
I just laughed it off and repeated what he said "victim weight" followed by a chuckle cuz cmon bro... but it gets EVEN gayer bro he follows it up with a saying like
"Yeah you could easily overpower me" ur done dude ur done... just stop talking, this man has a GIRLFRIEND btw... y u saying that!
I js chuckle some more and go "yeahh" then i switch the topic to steroid use again and competitions cuz bro genuinely what am I meant to say to that
He basically yaps on and on about liking the way I train and how its very optimal blah blah
He tells me that I'm looking built and if I was ever going to do a bodybuilding show, I basically just say some cope cuz i dont like talking:
"nah bro thats like way in the future i just like getting bigger thats all"
I cant vividly remember what he said but he was saying like how i have good genetics and im built good and i could be future mr olympia for all i know, and how he's been training for years yet hes still small.
This is pure JFL fuel I remember it so clearly cuz i was holding in laughter but I'm like:
"Bro dont those guys take like... a fuck ton of steroids? Like that shit's way too expensive and like my dick would shrink from it" as I say at the time with 600mg of Tren in my system...
Btw the dick stuff isnt even true its just cope naturals say my schlong is the same as before
He agrees with me and talks about himself a bit and his personal life and how he cant juggle the gym with his shit.
This is when it gets a bit too Yaoi for me mate
After some more talking, bro says he weighs a bit over 60kg and asks me how much I weigh, at the time I was on growth hormone and Insulin so I weighed a bit more cuz of a lot of water retention.
I tell bro I weigh like 110kg (242lbs) (I'm lighter now as of current, with more lean mass and less water)
This was the saying bro genuinely said to another full grown male who is 6'1 and 40+ kilos heavier than him while looking straight at him
"Oh I'm victim weight compared to you..." ???????????????????????????????????? bro put the Yaoi in the bag what the fuck is this shit, never say to another man unless you wanna get stretched out dear god bro...
I just laughed it off and repeated what he said "victim weight" followed by a chuckle cuz cmon bro... but it gets EVEN gayer bro he follows it up with a saying like
"Yeah you could easily overpower me" ur done dude ur done... just stop talking, this man has a GIRLFRIEND btw... y u saying that!
I js chuckle some more and go "yeahh" then i switch the topic to steroid use again and competitions cuz bro genuinely what am I meant to say to that
This one is very recent like a week ago. My gym has changing rooms and then they have toilets, I usually skip the changing rooms and come in with gym clothing cuz I don't want to be in there with other men half naked in my underwear cuz thats gay. But it was pouring rain one day and I expected my first pair of clothing to get socked so I came with a second pair and entered the changing rooms, I usually take pre and stuff in the bathrooms so I just done it in the changing rooms instead too
My gym is pretty popular since there is not a lot of gyms in my town anyway so it was quite crowded especially at the time I went. Whole ass changing room filled of half naked men and im the biggest dude in there.
This is when the really super fucking gay shit happens
I undress and shit and i literally only wore my shorts at that moment, I go ahead and scoop some pre, im on like 20mg cialis so my muscles feel like pumped up so I check the mirror legit right infront of me while im shaking the bottle in my hand
I think im chill right oh no no wait
Few seconds later I see this visibly older man but he looks like he looked like ken if he was 60
literally wearing like tight ass underwear idek bro... hes not that short but still short maybe around 5'9 id guess, he has like a slim build with a little fat on him but still saggy cuz hes unc, like ik the ppl at the gym but ive never seen that n***a in my life I think he uses the swimming section not the gym section hence why.
I saw him walking up behind me through the mirror but im quite aware that some people can just be dumb and dont know a persons personal space so i dont think too much about it like I act like i cant see him.
Dude.
This motherfucker walks to my side as im looking at myself in the mirror, his words are literally fucking burned into my mind, he goes "how did you grow such a nice chest" in like a weird accent it sounded like german
as he reaches out his hand and lays it on my right side of my chest ( bro?), at this point i definitely knew for sure the dude was gay.
I legit grabbed his wrist after staring at him for a second and pulled away his hand softly, I just looked at him, shook my head and said "too touchy". im not really reactive irl at all, and i dont want to harm him cuz thats not nice and bros js being casual anyway but still dont fucking touch me out of the blue mate, i get that older gym men can be touchy like a friend but bro that one was for sure rooted in some homosexual ideals.
his reaction honestly wasnt that bad he just says "oh i didnt mean to" (cap) and goes to asking me questions about the gym, nothing else gay in there except his voice but that action alone was quite homosexual in it of itself
The end.
My gym is pretty popular since there is not a lot of gyms in my town anyway so it was quite crowded especially at the time I went. Whole ass changing room filled of half naked men and im the biggest dude in there.
This is when the really super fucking gay shit happens
I undress and shit and i literally only wore my shorts at that moment, I go ahead and scoop some pre, im on like 20mg cialis so my muscles feel like pumped up so I check the mirror legit right infront of me while im shaking the bottle in my hand
I think im chill right oh no no wait
Few seconds later I see this visibly older man but he looks like he looked like ken if he was 60
literally wearing like tight ass underwear idek bro... hes not that short but still short maybe around 5'9 id guess, he has like a slim build with a little fat on him but still saggy cuz hes unc, like ik the ppl at the gym but ive never seen that n***a in my life I think he uses the swimming section not the gym section hence why.
I saw him walking up behind me through the mirror but im quite aware that some people can just be dumb and dont know a persons personal space so i dont think too much about it like I act like i cant see him.
Dude.
This motherfucker walks to my side as im looking at myself in the mirror, his words are literally fucking burned into my mind, he goes "how did you grow such a nice chest" in like a weird accent it sounded like german
as he reaches out his hand and lays it on my right side of my chest ( bro?), at this point i definitely knew for sure the dude was gay.
I legit grabbed his wrist after staring at him for a second and pulled away his hand softly, I just looked at him, shook my head and said "too touchy". im not really reactive irl at all, and i dont want to harm him cuz thats not nice and bros js being casual anyway but still dont fucking touch me out of the blue mate, i get that older gym men can be touchy like a friend but bro that one was for sure rooted in some homosexual ideals.
his reaction honestly wasnt that bad he just says "oh i didnt mean to" (cap) and goes to asking me questions about the gym, nothing else gay in there except his voice but that action alone was quite homosexual in it of itself
The end.
Tagging this thread's inspiration and tribute to subtle storytime flexer who acts unaware that he's flexing but bro we can tell ur trying to gain flex points by flexing stop acting so nonchalant bro we can all tell: @AuggyDauggy @dontmindme
Tagging Yaoi lovers: @Arsenic @limo8
