How do I become a male stripper

[neverlookback]

Do they accept 5'6 250 pound 19 year old neckbeards like myself?

 

[neverlookback]

I feel like I could turn a profit very quickly.

 

[ratedLTN2]

how big is ur cock pal

 

[neverlookback]

how big is ur cock pal

It's the size where girls point and laugh.

 

[NewFuckingDay]

be taller than 5'11, lean and muscular, have some body hair (optional) have a 6+ inch cock, have a nice bum, get ready to be oiled up

 

[neverlookback]

be taller than 5'11, lean and muscular, have some body hair (optional) have a 6+ inch cock, have a nice bum, get ready to be oiled up

Well that's not helping me in my circumstances

 

[Darkeningstar]

You’re too skinny

 

[Darkeningstar]

It's the size where girls point and laugh.

Too big

 

[ratedLTN2]

be taller than 5'11, lean and muscular, have some body hair (optional) have a 6+ inch cock, have a nice bum, get ready to be oiled up

i have a great ass for some reason

 

[neverlookback]

i have a great ass for some reason

Good to know pal

 

[Darkeningstar]

i have a great ass for some reason

Do you like anal

 

[ratedLTN2]

Do you like anal

no my ass is constantly dirty i dont let anyone near it

 

[Darkeningstar]

Do you like anal

I don’t

 

[neverlookback]

no my ass is constantly dirty i dont let anyone near it

Nice try at deterring us

 

[Darkeningstar]

I don’t

I practised anal two or three times

 

[NewFuckingDay]

Well that's not helping me in my circumstances

Well then you can't be a stripper, but tbh Jayoma is a manlet and he was once a male stripper you might have a chance

 

[neverlookback]

I practised anal two or three times

Don't be so braggadocios

 

[NewFuckingDay]

but you said you have a small cock which is GG bro

 

[Darkeningstar]

Don't be so braggadocios

I’m a subhuman khhhscv

 

[neverlookback]

but you said you have a small cock which is GG bro

Nah I'm just kidding lol

 

[neverlookback]

Nah I'm just kidding lol

This is for the ladies viewing this thread

 

[Darkeningstar]

This is for the ladies viewing this thread

Girls like subhumans

 

[Darkeningstar]

Girls like subhumans

I’m a subhuman khhhscv

You’re welcome

 

[NewFuckingDay]

Girls like subhumans

Girls like low-inhib social MTNs, NT Htns, and for chadlite - chad they don't give a shit about ur behaviour

 

[neverlookback]

Girls like low-inhib social MTNs, NT Htns, and for chadlite - chad they don't give a shit about ur behaviour

What about charismatic auramaxxed spics

 

[NewFuckingDay]

What about charismatic auramaxxed spics

Yeah but ur 5'6 this is the problem bro, women view height as strength, no way you can pull off being a spic bvll unless u mingle with ur 5'0 women

 

[Darkeningstar]

Girls like low-inhib social MTNs, NT Htns, and for chadlite - chad they don't give a shit about ur behaviour

Guess i was lucky

 

[neverlookback]

Yeah but ur 5'6 this is the problem bro, women view height as strength, no way you can pull off being a spic bvll unless u mingle with ur 5'0 women

I'm sorry but I lied about everything I'm 6'2 170lbs

 

[NewFuckingDay]

I'm sorry but I lied about everything I'm 6'2 170lbs

Then ur fine

 

[neverlookback]

Then ur fine

I just have a small dick that's it

 

[neverlookback]

I just have a small dick that it

I'm funny as fuck