how do I get tha ‘alpha squint’ without looking constipated?”

[snoblomov]

serious q whenever I try to do da mogger squint, people ask if I need a toilet. is dere a tutorial or smth?

 

[rovea]

serious q whenever I try to do da mogger squint, people ask if I need a toilet. is dere a tutorial or smth?

I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking or not
“Alpha squint”

 

[Kaligula567]

lowkey idk yo

 

[snoblomov]

I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking or not
“Alpha squint”

u know the one in all the tiktoks. but every time I tries it ppl asks if I'm acoustic

also should I do the squint with 20, 40, or 60% compression

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

Glue small weights to your eyebrows for progressive squint overload

Or 16 hours of ts a day

 

[huxifier_p7s]

serious q whenever I try to do da mogger squint, people ask if I need a toilet. is dere a tutorial or smth?

Infra implants bth

 

[snoblomov]

Glue small weights to your eyebrows for progressive squint overload

Or 16 hours of ts a day

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I been doin' 3 sets of "focus on imaginary threat" but gainz are minimal bru.

also I've been trying these heightmaxxing exercises goatis told me about. (I whisper "grow, grow, grow " with my eyes closed)

 

[Almighty Sigma Wolf]

I been doin' 3 sets of "focus on imaginary threat" but gainz are minimal bru.

also I've been trying these heightmaxxing exercises goatis told me about. (I whisper "grow, grow, grow " with my eyes closed)

You can carefully remove your eyebrow then glue it on lower, but make sure to social distance a little bit, can't let ppl get to close so they don't notice

 

[giga.mia]

serious q whenever I try to do da mogger squint, people ask if I need a toilet. is dere a tutorial or smth?

It looks retarded regardless