How do u wash ur butt

[The cat from The Matrix]

Unironically

 

[Mess]

one second i'll send a vid

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

one second i'll send a vid

Bro gonna ger me thrown in jail for having cp

 

[drumsticks]

you just grab your finger and wiggle it around there ion know

 

[neymar]

I put stones up my ass like @sportsmogger

 

[g4rl1c]

have you just started worrying Abt this now lmao

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

have you just started worrying Abt this now lmao

Bro you never wonder if people are actually cleaning their privates right????

 

[Deleted member 41943]

jump up and down in the shower with soap and water dripping into your cheeks

 

[neymar]

Anal beads

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I put stones up my ass like @sportsmogger

Stone cold

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

jump up and down in the shower with soap and water dripping into your cheeks

This is the last step in my butt wash routine

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Like is the correct way with a wash cloth or with your hands someone tell .e

 

[AverageMoroccan]

grab your ass cheek with one 1 hand and aim the shower tap at your butthole with the other hand

 

[BimaxLaser]

Blast your ass with the shower water stream innit

 

[g4rl1c]

Bro you never wonder if people are actually cleaning their privates right????

I do tbh. get that possum in that raising canes paper bag on the floor. He lives there rent free he should be honored to do the deed

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Blast your ass with the shower water stream innit

U not scrubbing that shit !?

 

[g4rl1c]

Like is the correct way with a wash cloth or with your hands someone tell .e

wash cloth 100% unironically, always. but you can get by with ur hands. noone'll care

 

[NumbThePain]

You don't

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

raising canes

Fuckkkk i miss you raising cane's

 

[BimaxLaser]

U not scrubbing that shit !?

Wash cloths with soap and shit but mostly just blast it with the water it mogs

 

[AverageMoroccan]

over if you don't wash your ass/private parts 2 times a day with hot water

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Wash cloths with soap and shit but mostly just blast it with the water it mogs

I be seeing white ppl say wash cloths are for poor ppl

 

[BimaxLaser]

over if you don't wash your ass/private parts 2 times a day with hit water

2 times with hot water n***a wants me to cook my testicles

 

[g4rl1c]

I be seeing white ppl say wash cloths are for poor ppl

if you know how to maintain and change its not a problem. don't do some rog shit where you exfoliate with one rag for an entire week

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

2 times with hot water n***a wants me to cook my testicles

I thought he meant the water pressure so hard it hitting your balls. Do yalls peens just dangle around in the shower that is so funnie

 

[BimaxLaser]

I thought he meant the water pressure so hard it hitting your balls. Do yalls peens just dangle around in the shower that is so funnie

Come find out bud

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

if you know how to maintain and change its not a problem. don't do some rog shit where you exfoliate with one rag for an entire week

I once got made fun of in hs for having buttwipes why do ppl hate hygiene

 

[AverageMoroccan]

2 times with hot water n***a wants me to cook my testicles

Everytime after I shower with steaming hot water and try to goon I can't cum

 

[g4rl1c]

over if you don't wash your ass/private parts 2 times a day with hit water

God is punishing ur country with fire. its different for you

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Everytime after I shower with steaming hot water and try to goon I can't cum

Is there like a science to this like blood flow or sm

 

[BimaxLaser]

Everytime after I shower with steaming hot water and try to goon I can't cum

Same you gotta do it before shower innit. I once did it in the shower after street making job and I couldnt come in like half an hour it was the worst

 

[AverageMoroccan]

God is punishing ur country with fire. its different for you

wdym is there a fire rn in morocco?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Same you gotta do it before shower innit. I once did it in the shower after street making job and I couldnt come in like half an hour it was the worst

Wtf does the water have to do with it I'm so confused don't mfs be having shower sex there's water like everywhere !? U can't goon IN the shower

 

[BimaxLaser]

Wtf does the water have to do with it I'm so confused don't mfs be having shower sex there's water like everywhere !? U can't goon IN the shower

I mean you can but idk it just doesn't work as well. Also shower sex is a porno myth alledgedly I wouldnt know tho

 

[AverageMoroccan]

Is there like a science to this like blood flow or sm

I think hot water kills sperm cells not sure tho

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I mean you can but idk it just doesn't work as well.

just use the soap that seems like it would be fireeeee

Also shower sex is a porno myth alledgedly I wouldnt know tho

nuru massage lied to me!? Wtf I'm gonna cry

 

[g4rl1c]

I once got made fun of in hs for having buttwipes why do ppl hate hygiene

Thats one of those things where NDs sometimes have the right answer or better answer but nts'll just r**e you anyways

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I think hot water kills sperm cells not sure tho

The babies .. the innocent lives

 

[BimaxLaser]

just use the soap that seems like it would be fireeeee

It would be a fire in your urethra yeab

nuru massage lied to me!? Wtf I'm gonna cry

Idk who that is

 

[Deleted Member 57971]

Bidet and tissue

 

[jkcwakcjw]

you just grab your finger and wiggle it around there ion know

How many can u fit in?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Thats one of those things where NDs sometimes have the right answer or better answer but nts'll just r**e you anyways

Fr. My friends thought I was psycho for sometimes showering twice a day maybe I am idfk. I'm going to make another hygiene post and see how different the responses will be compared to reddit

 

[BimaxLaser]

How many can u fit in?

Caged

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

It would be a fire in your urethra yeab

Bro I'm talking soap for ur weenie

Idk who that is

No way...

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Bidet and tissue

I wish I had a bidet

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Caged

Some people swing that way
Not judging in the big 25

 

[BimaxLaser]

Bro I'm talking soap for ur weenie

No way...

Who is that bud

Some people swing that way
Not judging in the big 25

Do you swing that way? Asking for a friend

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Who is that bud

Google is free

 

[BimaxLaser]

Google is free

Not googling a porn star bud just tell me

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Who is that bud

Do you swing that way? Asking for a friend

That’s right vine to vine
No but I wouldn’t really hold somebody against it