How do u wash ur butt

[The cat from The Matrix]

Not googling a porn star bud just tell me

Bro in massage porn they gotta shower before so the oil isn't all dirty but they always fuck and you're telling me that isn't real !?

 

[g4rl1c]

Fr. My friends thought I was psycho for sometimes showering twice a day maybe I am idfk. I'm going to make another hygiene post and see how different the responses will be compared to reddit

you live in a hot country I assume. ive heard ppl say you have a foot fetish for washing between ur toes dude.

And you'll always get the ones who insist they don't stink. its just madness

 

[BimaxLaser]

That’s right vine to vine
No but I wouldn’t really hold somebody against it

Im gonna hold you against the wall if you keep that up bud

 

[jkcwakcjw]

That’s right vine to vine
No but I wouldn’t really hold somebody against it

I’ve learned that they’re people now

 

[BimaxLaser]

Bro in massage porn they gotta shower before so the oil isn't all dirty but they always fuck and you're telling me that isn't real !?

I dont watch that shit tbh it feels very gay to jack off to another man getting massages, and also gay to see a man massacring a woman its just icky pov only

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

you live in a hot country I assume. ive heard ppl say you have a foot fetish for washing between ur toes dude.

Yeah. But I am a night shower person with no argument but sometimes I shower in the morning as well
Also wtf. Ppl gonna say u into anal for washing ur butt

And you'll always get the ones who insist they don't stink. its just madness

I worked with a girl who always smelled nasty and said she wasn't showering until her hot water got fixed. She also would tell ppl abt her boyfriends septum piercing smelled like garlic ... meaning that her something made it smell like that

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I dont watch that shit tbh it feels very gay to jack off to another man getting massages, and also gay to see a man massacring a woman its just icky pov only

Pov boring when u have no penis give me a break

 

[N30N]

grab your ass cheek with one 1 hand and aim the shower tap at your butthole with the other hand

Unironically

 

[BimaxLaser]

Pov boring when u have no penis give me a break

Isnt there woman pov now I think I stumbled onto that once

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Isnt there woman pov now I think I stumbled onto that once

Yeah but that's a turn off I'm not a stacy don't come near me I have pepper spray aaaghhhh!!!!

 

[BimaxLaser]

Yeah but that's a turn off I'm not a stacy don't come near me I have pepper spray aaaghhhh!!!!

I know you want me bud

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I know you want me bud

Yeah yeah at night I bring out my rose toy and mutter "bimaxlaser" over and over is that what u wanna hear

 

[BimaxLaser]

Yeah yeah at night I bring out my rose toy and mutter "bimaxlaser" over and over is that what u wanna hear

I know you think of me bud, also no way you use sex toys thats gross asf I dont use a pocket pussy do I

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I know you think of me bud, also no way you use sex toys thats gross asf I dont use a pocket pussy do I

Its a joke bud only things from nature jfc

 

[BimaxLaser]

Its a joke bud only things from nature jfc

Snakes and shit like in the Bible