how I became a torta pounder

[slopslinger]

alright so uno that tiktok by that guy where suifueled some becky by telling her:

words cannot describe how beautiful you are.... but numbers can 2/10

yeah that was incredibly based and cagefuel jfl

BUT....

i had the opportunity 2 do it as well....

picture this: some weird, FAT chick at an AA meeting approaches me (inb4 volcel if u wouldnt) and asks me how does she look....

AND OOOHH BOOY

OOOOH BOY I COULDNT HELP IT


so... i opened my mouth.....

FLEX EVERY MUSCLE OF MY FACE

UNLEASH MY TOUNGE from the roof of my mouth (rip mewing streak) and without even thinking started saying......

"NUMBERS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW BEAUTIFUL U ARE, BUT WORDS CAN 20/10"






I FUCKED UP AND SAID THE OTHER WAY AROUND


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ily guess what happen nekst

 

[MyDreamisToBe183CM]

alright so uno that tiktok by that guy where suifueled some becky by telling her:



yeah that was incredibly based and cagefuel jfl

BUT....

i had the opportunity 2 do it as well....

picture this: some weird, FAT chick at an AA meeting approaches me (inb4 volcel if u wouldnt) and asks me how does she look....

AND OOOHH BOOY

OOOOH BOY I COULDNT HELP IT


so... i opened my mouth.....

FLEX EVERY MUSCLE OF MY FACE

UNLEASH MY TOUNGE from the roof of my mouth (rip mewing streak) and without even thinking started saying......

"NUMBERS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW BEAUTIFUL U ARE, BUT WORDS CAN 20/10"






I FUCKED UP AND SAID THE OTHER WAY AROUND


.
..
....
...
....
ily guess what happen nekst

schizo ramblings

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

tortas with the sparkly chanclas and their tubby hanging out omggg

 

[truetard]

I didn’t become one

I was born one

 

[swanneo]

continue this story i'm so curious did she fall for the rizz

 

[hannah]