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Story How I blueballed myself

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This all happened around a month ago from today.

I was invited to a big party for the first time in my life by friends I made on campus, something before school starts again. Unfortunately, I already had something planned with my parents at Montréal. I still invited 3 other friends to the party and promised them I'll go. I ended up taking the train from Montreal to my home town by myself costing me 100$. I got booze from 2 overpriced convenience stores for 60$ and got myself prepared once I got home. I had a lift from a friend I invited and I finally got to the function.

Everyone praised me for getting booze for everyone. I talked with the few people that were there and noticed the host. The host was a pretty girl that quickly made fun of me for being a loser and not having my drivers license yet.

Long story short I drank a lot of booze, smoked weed blunts and moshed to 2hollis. I tried to approach the host multiple times, she playfully spread glitter all over me and kept poking fun at me.

Once we were only 4 left and everyone else left, we just sat down to relax. It was me, the host, her friend and an another guy. They quickly pressured the guy to kiss his girlfriend claiming that's what she wanted but even drunk and high of weed I claimed he had to wait for her explicit consent. After we rambled on other things I honestly forgot about, the host grabbed my arm and held me. Do y'all want to know what I said ? I said "Can you stop grabbing me please ?" I am ND and I thought the contact was a bit overwhelming but looking back I should've made a move too.

I walked from 3 AM to 5 AM back to my crib drunk, high and blueballed by myself because all my friends left before me.

I am a profound r****d, jfl all you want.
 
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This all happened around a month ago from today.

I was invited to a big party for the first time in my life by friends I made on campus, something before school starts again. Unfortunately, I already had something planned with my parents at Montréal. I still invited 3 other friends to the party and promised them I'll go. I ended up taking the train from Montreal to my home town by myself costing me 100$. I got booze from 2 overpriced convenience stores for 60$ and got myself prepared once I got home. I had a lift from a friend I invited and I finally got to the function.

Everyone praised me for getting booze for everyone. I talked with the few people that were there and noticed the host. The host was a pretty girl that quickly made fun of me for being a loser and not having my drivers license yet.

Long story short I drank a lot of booze, smoked weed blunts and moshed to 2hollis. I tried to approach the host multiple times, she playfully spread glitter all over me and kept poking fun at me.

Once we were only 4 left and everyone else left, we just sat down to relax. It was me, the host, her friend and an another guy. They quickly pressured the guy to kiss his girlfriend claiming that's what she wanted but even drunk and high of weed I claimed he had to wait for her explicit consent. After we rambled on other things I honestly forgot about, the host grabbed my arm and hold me. Do y'all want to know what I said ? I said "Can you stop grabbing me please ?" I am ND and I thought the contact was a bit overwhelming but looking back I should've made a move too.

I walked from 3 AM to 5 AM back to my crib drunk, high and blueballed by myself because all my friends left before me.

I am a profound r****d, jfl all you want.
You fucking idiot.
 
This all happened around a month ago from today.

I was invited to a big party for the first time in my life by friends I made on campus, something before school starts again. Unfortunately, I already had something planned with my parents at Montréal. I still invited 3 other friends to the party and promised them I'll go. I ended up taking the train from Montreal to my home town by myself costing me 100$. I got booze from 2 overpriced convenience stores for 60$ and got myself prepared once I got home. I had a lift from a friend I invited and I finally got to the function.

Everyone praised me for getting booze for everyone. I talked with the few people that were there and noticed the host. The host was a pretty girl that quickly made fun of me for being a loser and not having my drivers license yet.

Long story short I drank a lot of booze, smoked weed blunts and moshed to 2hollis. I tried to approach the host multiple times, she playfully spread glitter all over me and kept poking fun at me.

Once we were only 4 left and everyone else left, we just sat down to relax. It was me, the host, her friend and an another guy. They quickly pressured the guy to kiss his girlfriend claiming that's what she wanted but even drunk and high of weed I claimed he had to wait for her explicit consent. After we rambled on other things I honestly forgot about, the host grabbed my arm and hold me. Do y'all want to know what I said ? I said "Can you stop grabbing me please ?" I am ND and I thought the contact was a bit overwhelming but looking back I should've made a move too.

I walked from 3 AM to 5 AM back to my crib drunk, high and blueballed by myself because all my friends left before me.

I am a profound r****d, jfl all you want.
Thats the most responsible thing you could've done, something bad could've came out of that, like being accused of r**e like most men.
 
Thats the most responsible thing you could've done, something bad could've came out of that, like being accused of r**e like most men.
Even high or drunk I'll never make a woman feel threatened. I could've made a play like laying my head on her shoulder or something like that.
 

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