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before: I don't know, man. I think it's official. I'm in love with Spuffy. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck. I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks. I love the sound of her laugh. I love the way she looks when she's sleeping. [She's Like The Wind by Patrick Swayze plays.] I love how I hear this song and every time I think of her. I love how she makes me feel. Like anything's possible. Like, I don't know... Like life is worth it.
after
: I hate Spuffy. I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. [Fade to black as Swayze's "She's Like the Wind" plays briefly]I HATE THIS SONG!
after