JFL How I snuck my pocket pussi past parents

[6'7whitechad]

My parents were in living room monitoring me

I played rain sounds so they wouldn’t hear the window sensor to my room when it opened and temporarily removed the blind

I went through the backyard into front yard to get package

I put the package through my window into a series of sheets on the floor that muffled the noise and it was behind a pile of clothes I left just in case they reached my room first they wouldn’t see it

I went into my backyard put the package through the window nobody heard it

Then got a ball from outside went back in acted like I got a ball from outside

Mission success
Gooning to come soon

 

[PingPong]

The things you get away with when you’re 5’10 and white…

 

[1984]

The things you get away with when you’re 5’10 and white…

Bad time to be 5,6 and ethnic

 

[Shkypot]

My parents were in living room monitoring me

I played rain sounds so they wouldn’t hear the window sensor to my room when it opened and temporarily removed the blind

I went through the backyard into front yard to get package

I put the package through my window into a series of sheets on the floor that muffled the noise and it was behind a pile of clothes I left just in case they reached my room first they wouldn’t see it

I went into my backyard put the package through the window nobody heard it

Then got a ball from outside went back in acted like I got a ball from outside

Mission success
Gooning to come soon

Did you pocket pussy come from Bosnia?

 

[6'7whitechad]

Did you pocket pussy come from Bosnia?

no it’s from Russia or something idk

 

[True_Fakecell]

Was it from Bosnia?

 

[6'7whitechad]

My parents were in living room monitoring me

I played rain sounds so they wouldn’t hear the window sensor to my room when it opened and temporarily removed the blind

I went through the backyard into front yard to get package

I put the package through my window into a series of sheets on the floor that muffled the noise and it was behind a pile of clothes I left just in case they reached my room first they wouldn’t see it

I went into my backyard put the package through the window nobody heard it

Then got a ball from outside went back in acted like I got a ball from outside

Mission success
Gooning to come soon

Update that shi felt so good i drool

but i threw it out after i was done cuz it wouldnt dry dot want bacteria