How the fuck can we even compete against sex toys

[Deleted Member 87568]

Seriously, think about it. n*****s are out here talking ab D size when a girl they probably like has tried some 11 inch monster shaped dildo that fucking VIBRATES.

My n***a.

How the FUCK am I supposed to compete with that?

level 1 crook vs level 99 mafia boss type shit

 

[neverlookback]

By sheer wit and aura

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

You have what the toy will lack for the next few years, a warm body with signs of life

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

You have what the toy will lack for the next few years, a warm body with signs of life

damn. that's deep Rubes

oh wait your user aint rubyred anymore

 

[SevenColorCrystalBall]

damn. that's deep Rubes

oh wait your user aint rubyred anymore

Its fine, also they will have warm bodies and signs of life in the future but even then most bots look creepy or "off"

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

level 1 crook vs level 99 mafia boss type shit

Holy shit. This just unlocked a part of my brain that had been untouched for eons

 

[Deleted Member 69616]

It's quite simple, be a good looking man; she will feel a connection. Still if you regard as sex as a mechanical thing rather than a spiritual thing, then there is no competing with Wal-Mart hymen smashers.

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

with the warmth of my hugs

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

It's quite simple, be a good looking man; she will feel a connection. Still if you regard as sex as a mechanical thing rather than a spiritual thing, then there is no competing with Wal-Mart hymen smashers.

Bump

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

with the warmth of my hugs

This made me lol

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

This made me lol

Get off my fick, cat

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Get off my fick, cat

Take a compliment

 

[TonyDr]

Seriously, think about it. n*****s are out here talking ab D size when a girl they probably like has tried some 11 inch monster shaped dildo that fucking VIBRATES.

My n***a.

How the FUCK am I supposed to compete with that?

level 1 crook vs level 99 mafia boss type shit

The most sold sextoys among women are 6x4.5 dildos and clitoris vacuum suckers like the womanizer/satisfyer ones.

So :
1/ You can seriously compete by learning how to suck a clitoris the proper way & fingering the g-spot

2/ If sextoys was better they would not collect bodycount like an ukrainian sniper

3/ They'll still crave a guy they're attracted to, alongside feeling his whole body during sex, after sex etc
At the moment not one single sextoy can kiss them, slightly choke them or doing foreplay

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

.

Gotta Dnr this shit n***a.

It's never began for me.

 

[TonyDr]

Gotta Dnr this shit n***a.

It's never began for me.

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In your case you should start learning shibari. You're niche to spicy goth girls just sayin

 

[Becky4L]

Engage in symbiosis
how about BOTH at ONCE

 

[Currycelloser]

The most sold sextoys among women are 6x4.5 dildos and clitoris vacuum suckers like the womanizer/satisfyer ones.

So :
1/ You can seriously compete by learning how to suck a clitoris the proper way & fingering the g-spot

2/ If sextoys was better they would not collect bodycount like an ukrainian sniper

3/ They'll still crave a guy they're attracted to, alongside feeling his whole body during sex, after sex etc
At the moment not one single sextoy can kiss them, slightly choke them or doing foreplay

Ova for me

 

[TonyDr]

Engage in symbiosis
how about BOTH at ONCE

You aren't really sexmaxxed when you don't use her own sextoys on her tbh
Sextoys are an ally, not your competition

Ova for me

Can be practiced

 

[Currycelloser]

You aren't really sexmaxxed when you don't use her own sextoys on her tbh
Sextoys are an ally, not your competition


Can be practiced

Takes a lot of time and effort plus I am already feeling overwhelmed with responsibilities and work lmao

 

[Becky4L]

You aren't really sexmaxxed when you don't use her own sextoys on her tbh
Sextoys are an ally, not your competition

Tony is freaky lads

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

You aren't really sexmaxxed when you don't use her own sextoys on her tbh
Sextoys are an ally, not your competition


Can be practiced

I like how you think n***a

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

Seriously, think about it. n*****s are out here talking ab D size when a girl they probably like has tried some 11 inch monster shaped dildo that fucking VIBRATES.

My n***a.

How the FUCK am I supposed to compete with that?

level 1 crook vs level 99 mafia boss type shit

n***a I’d never be with a girl that has a dildo

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

n***a I’d never be with a girl that has a dildo

u never know gang, could be a virgin but a secret gooner

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

The most sold sextoys among women are 6x4.5 dildos and clitoris vacuum suckers like the womanizer/satisfyer ones.

So :
1/ You can seriously compete by learning how to suck a clitoris the proper way & fingering the g-spot

2/ If sextoys was better they would not collect bodycount like an ukrainian sniper

3/ They'll still crave a guy they're attracted to, alongside feeling his whole body during sex, after sex etc
At the moment not one single sextoy can kiss them, slightly choke them or doing foreplay

Holy shit I mog 6x4.5 so hard this is lifefuel

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

The most sold sextoys among women are 6x4.5 dildos and clitoris vacuum suckers like the womanizer/satisfyer ones.

So :
1/ You can seriously compete by learning how to suck a clitoris the proper way & fingering the g-spot

2/ If sextoys was better they would not collect bodycount like an ukrainian sniper

3/ They'll still crave a guy they're attracted to, alongside feeling his whole body during sex, after sex etc
At the moment not one single sextoy can kiss them, slightly choke them or doing foreplay

@Bull thoughts on dildos being 6x4.5?

 

[TonyDr]

u never know gang, could be a virgin but a secret gooner

n***a I’d never be with a girl that has a dildo

I rather date a girl who has bare minimum sextoys than a girl who collect bodycount like a russian sniper. Women are freaky & they use tools to masturbate, get over it
Of course if it's a girl with the complete bad dragon collection you run away

Tony is freaky lads

Because women like it as well

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

I rather date a girl who has bare minimum sextoys than a girl who collect bodycount like a russian sniper. Women are freaky & they use tools to masturbate, get over it
Of course if it's a girl with the complete bad dragon collection you run away


Because women like it as well

i can pick and choose and i choose a virgin that has never had anything inside of her other than me, not even her own finger

 

[TonyDr]

not even her own finger

Ho
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De
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Sion

 

[Newday]

Just have a big cock, sex toys are less pleasurable for women as there is not a warm body attached to it and its just a cold piece of plastic

I am a woman expert

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

i can pick and choose and i choose a virgin that has never had anything inside of her other than me, not even her own finger

must be nice, fuckin Chad

in the UK girls like that don't fucking exist jfl

 

[Currycelloser]

Ho
Ly
De
Lu
Sion

Maybe

i can pick and choose and i choose a virgin that has never had anything inside of her other than me, not even her own finger

yeah not every girl has fingered herself and had sextoys inside of her tbh

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Seriously, think about it. n*****s are out here talking ab D size when a girl they probably like has tried some 11 inch monster shaped dildo that fucking VIBRATES.

My n***a.

How the FUCK am I supposed to compete with that?

level 1 crook vs level 99 mafia boss type shit

shes no human bud

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

yeah not every girl has fingered herself and had sextoys inside of her tbh

JFL no i know a bunch that have never done it

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

shes no human bud

Wdym?? That's beginners level for us girls!

 

[Newday]

Wdym?? That's beginners level for us girls!

I thought u were a man?

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Wdym?? That's beginners level for us girls!

yeah breakfast lunch and dinner

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

Wdym?? That's beginners level for us girls!

-femcel that has never felt anything more than her 2.5 inch finger

 

[Currycelloser]

JFL no i know a bunch that have never done it

Yeah that is what I said lol

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Wdym?? That's beginners level for us girls!

ARE YOU UNGROUNDED

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

yeah breakfast lunch and dinner

-femcel that has never felt anything more than her 2.5 inch finger

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I thought u were a man?

Im just larping rn

-femcel that has never felt anything more than her 2.5 inch finger

nothing enters the temple bud.

ARE YOU UNGROUNDED

Tbh yeassss

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

nothing enters the temple bud.

except the 11inch dildo demon

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

except the 11inch dildo demon

Weak sauce if yours doesn't vibrate too

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

Weak sauce if yours doesn't vibrate too

I cant unhear your femcel voice, never speak

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I cant unhear your femcel voice, never speak

SORRY

 

[pompompurino]

Weak sauce if yours doesn't vibrate too

what’s the point of dildos that don’t vibrate this is NOT the stone age

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

what’s the point of dildos that don’t vibrate this is NOT the stone age

Preach ....

 

[Bull]

@Bull thoughts on dildos being 6x4.5?

Not Enjoyable

 

[Deleted Member 60858]

Not Enjoyable

you sound experienced