How to Actually Fuck for the First Time: A Step-by-Step Guide for Virgins & Incels

[Mogden]

Step 1: Accept Your Position

Stop lying to yourself. You’re inexperienced. Don’t embarrass yourself.

• You will suck at kissing, fingering, and reading signals at first.
• You may go soft during sex or cum too fast.
• Girls will sometimes ghost you. Accept it.

2. Calm the Fuck Down

She already knows it’s your first time, or at least that you’re inexperienced. That’s not a dealbreaker. What is a dealbreaker? Shaking like a chihuahua and apologizing every 10 seconds.

• Breathe. Literally. Slow inhales and exhales.
• Accept that it won’t be perfect. First times are usually mid.
• Remember: she’s not grading you like a teacher, she just wants to cum.

3. Hygiene or Don’t Bother

If you roll up stinking, untrimmed, and with crusty nails, you’re done.

• Shower before. Wash your balls and ass.
• Trim your nails (so you don’t shred her vagina).
• Brush your teeth. Fresh breath matters more than dick size.

This shit sounds obvious, but a shocking amount of dudes miss it.

4. Foreplay Isn’t Optional

Don’t just jab your dick in. Women need warming up.

• Make out like a horny teenager.
• Use your hands: thighs, tits, ass.
• Go down on her. Lick, suck, finger. If you don’t know what you’re doing, slow down and pay attention to her reactions.
• She’ll tell you with her body when she’s ready (wet, breathing heavy, pulling you closer).

Foreplay is your best friend because it makes penetration way easier and way less awkward.

5. Condoms, Dumbass

Unless you’re ready to explain a baby or catch an STI, wear a condom. Buy a pack that actually fits, and practice rolling one on when you’re alone so you don’t fumble like a r****d in the moment.

6. The Main Event (Step by Step)

1. Get her wet first (see foreplay above).
2. Put the condom on.
3. Start with missionary. It’s basic but it works. She’s on her back, you’re on top. Line up slowly, slide in.
4. Don’t slam like a porn star. Start slow, let her adjust.
5. Once you’re in the rhythm, you can pick up the pace. Listen to her breathing and sounds. If she’s quiet and stiff, chill. If she’s moaning and pulling you in, go harder.

7. Tips to Not Bust in 30 Seconds

• Change pace: If you feel like you’re about to blow, slow down or pull out for a sec and use your fingers or tongue.
• Think of something dumb: Baseball, taxes, your grocery list, whatever. Distract your brain just enough.
• Switch positions: Missionary, then doggy, then back. Breaks help you last longer.

8. Things to Beware

• Porn lies. Don’t try jackhammering, spitting in her eye, or doing WWE moves on the first go.
• Silence. Don’t just stare at her like a corpse. Talk dirty, moan, breathe heavy. let her know you’re alive.
• Performance anxiety. If you go soft, relax. Joke about it, make out, try again. Happens to everyone.

9. Aftercare

When it’s over, don’t act like you just clocked out of a shift at fucking Walmart. Lay with her, talk, cuddle, whatever she likes. It makes her feel good and increases your chances of fucking again.


TL;DR

• Shower, trim, smell good.
• Foreplay until she’s wet.
• Condom on, start missionary, go slow.
• Don’t panic if you bust quick.
• Don’t be a mute corpse. make noise, talk.
• Aftercare keeps her coming back.

(Guides for LTN, MTN, and HTN specifically coming)

 

[Norwood Reaper]

@Nbernical get in here for our first time

 

[Norwood Reaper]

make a guide for threesomes
I wanna add @Joel

 

[Nbernical]

@Nbernical get in here for our first time

Yes king

 

[Mogden]

@Nbernical get in here for our first time

Young love

 

[wavyheadrei]

Step 1: Accept Your Position

Stop lying to yourself. You’re inexperienced. Don’t embarrass yourself.

• You will suck at kissing, fingering, and reading signals at first.
• You may go soft during sex or cum too fast.
• Girls will sometimes ghost you. Accept it.

2. Calm the Fuck Down

She already knows it’s your first time, or at least that you’re inexperienced. That’s not a dealbreaker. What is a dealbreaker? Shaking like a chihuahua and apologizing every 10 seconds.

• Breathe. Literally. Slow inhales and exhales.
• Accept that it won’t be perfect. First times are usually mid.
• Remember: she’s not grading you like a teacher, she just wants to cum.

3. Hygiene or Don’t Bother

If you roll up stinking, untrimmed, and with crusty nails, you’re done.

• Shower before. Wash your balls and ass.
• Trim your nails (so you don’t shred her vagina).
• Brush your teeth. Fresh breath matters more than dick size.

This shit sounds obvious, but a shocking amount of dudes miss it.

4. Foreplay Isn’t Optional

Don’t just jab your dick in. Women need warming up.

• Make out like a horny teenager.
• Use your hands: thighs, tits, ass.
• Go down on her. Lick, suck, finger. If you don’t know what you’re doing, slow down and pay attention to her reactions.
• She’ll tell you with her body when she’s ready (wet, breathing heavy, pulling you closer).

Foreplay is your best friend because it makes penetration way easier and way less awkward.

5. Condoms, Dumbass

Unless you’re ready to explain a baby or catch an STI, wear a condom. Buy a pack that actually fits, and practice rolling one on when you’re alone so you don’t fumble like a r****d in the moment.

6. The Main Event (Step by Step)

1. Get her wet first (see foreplay above).
2. Put the condom on.
3. Start with missionary. It’s basic but it works. She’s on her back, you’re on top. Line up slowly, slide in.
4. Don’t slam like a porn star. Start slow, let her adjust.
5. Once you’re in the rhythm, you can pick up the pace. Listen to her breathing and sounds. If she’s quiet and stiff, chill. If she’s moaning and pulling you in, go harder.

7. Tips to Not Bust in 30 Seconds

• Change pace: If you feel like you’re about to blow, slow down or pull out for a sec and use your fingers or tongue.
• Think of something dumb: Baseball, taxes, your grocery list, whatever. Distract your brain just enough.
• Switch positions: Missionary, then doggy, then back. Breaks help you last longer.

8. Things to Beware

• Porn lies. Don’t try jackhammering, spitting in her eye, or doing WWE moves on the first go.
• Silence. Don’t just stare at her like a corpse. Talk dirty, moan, breathe heavy. let her know you’re alive.
• Performance anxiety. If you go soft, relax. Joke about it, make out, try again. Happens to everyone.

9. Aftercare

When it’s over, don’t act like you just clocked out of a shift at fucking Walmart. Lay with her, talk, cuddle, whatever she likes. It makes her feel good and increases your chances of fucking again.


TL;DR

• Shower, trim, smell good.
• Foreplay until she’s wet.
• Condom on, start missionary, go slow.
• Don’t panic if you bust quick.
• Don’t be a mute corpse. make noise, talk.
• Aftercare keeps her coming back.

(Guides for LTN, MTN, and HTN specifically coming)

n***a I simply fucked her, fym step by step

 

[Mogden]

n***a I simply fucked her, fym step by step

Some n*****s need steps

 

[wavyheadrei]

Some n*****s need steps

My dumbass didn't read the title