The Ultimate Guide to Being an Incel – How to Pretend You're a Genius While the World Just Doesn’t Get You!
Welcome to the Ultimate Incel Guide – how to make yourself feel like a misunderstood genius while convincing everyone that you’re just a misunderstood victim of life. If you’re here, chances are you’ve reached that stage where you’re not just asking for attention anymore – you’re screaming it in every online forum that’ll listen. Let’s dive in!
Stop trying to be normal – start being "extraordinary!" But here’s the trick: don’t work on actually improving yourself, just make everything about how the world is wrong and everyone else is just too dumb to get it. Every time someone talks about positivity or self-help, roll your eyes and explain how you’re on a deeper level – one that’s too “complex” for mere mortals to understand.
Pro Tip: Throw in some random big words like "cosmic energy" or "quantum universe" for extra effect. Doesn’t matter if you have no clue what they mean – it’ll make you sound deep. You don’t need to know anything, you just need to appear like you do.
So, what do you do? Easy. Stop trying. Don’t shower, don’t take care of your hair, and wear the worst clothes you can find. When someone offers you advice, shoot it down immediately. The whole world is against you, so why bother improving? Let’s be real – they’ll never get it.
Instead, just keep talking about how “shallow” women are, while pretending that’s why you’re still single. Don’t take any responsibility for your lack of success with women – just blame society, feminism, and anything else that’s easy to blame.
And guess what? It’s all part of the game. The world just doesn’t understand you. No matter how hard you try to explain, no one gets it. So why bother? Just sit back, complain, and keep saying, “Well, life’s unfair.”
Bonus: Make sure to tell everyone that you’re just too smart to play by their rules – you’re playing a different game, one they’ll never understand.
Every time someone talks about self-improvement, just laugh in their face. They think they have it all figured out? They’re just part of the “sheep society,” and they’ll never get the depth of your wisdom. The more confused people are by you, the more right you are.
Pro Tip: Start quoting random self-proclaimed philosophers. Say things like, “You should study the law of attraction” or “True intelligence is being in tune with your darker side” – even if you have no clue what that means. Just make sure it sounds deep.
Who cares about real relationships when you can just tweet your thoughts out and get “likes” from other equally bitter individuals? Ignore the fact that your comments are nothing but a mass of anger and negativity – the more you express yourself online, the more it’ll feel like you’re winning.
Look, change requires effort, and effort is for people who are actually interested in being successful. And we all know success is overrated. The real goal here is to avoid anything that could potentially make you a happier or more fulfilled person. So, stay exactly where you are, miserable and unbothered, forever.
Who needs romance when you can just argue about how emotions are a waste of time? If you’re not alone, are you even truly thinking?
Whenever things don’t work out, make sure you’ve got a convenient scapegoat. Who needs accountability when you can be the eternal victim of an unfair system?
Moral of the Story: If you’re not convinced that the world is completely against you, then you’re clearly not doing it right. Keep blaming everyone else, stay locked in your own delusions, and pretend that you’re the king of the world while everyone else is just too “stupid” to understand your genius.
Welcome to the Ultimate Incel Guide – how to make yourself feel like a misunderstood genius while convincing everyone that you’re just a misunderstood victim of life. If you’re here, chances are you’ve reached that stage where you’re not just asking for attention anymore – you’re screaming it in every online forum that’ll listen. Let’s dive in!
Step 1: Why Be Normal When You Can Be a Master of Self-Torture?
Alright, enough of this "work on yourself" nonsense. You don’t need to be like all those people who are happy and have their lives together. Who cares about that? Forget trying to be anything like those happy, well-adjusted humans. Start building your character around misery and bitterness, and the more over-the-top, the better.Stop trying to be normal – start being "extraordinary!" But here’s the trick: don’t work on actually improving yourself, just make everything about how the world is wrong and everyone else is just too dumb to get it. Every time someone talks about positivity or self-help, roll your eyes and explain how you’re on a deeper level – one that’s too “complex” for mere mortals to understand.
Pro Tip: Throw in some random big words like "cosmic energy" or "quantum universe" for extra effect. Doesn’t matter if you have no clue what they mean – it’ll make you sound deep. You don’t need to know anything, you just need to appear like you do.
Step 2: Women Don’t Want You? Obviously, They Only Want the Bad Boys!
We all know the truth: women don’t want good guys. They’re all about the guy who can barely send a text, let alone show any emotional intelligence. Forget it – no matter how hard you try, women will just ignore you, because apparently, “nice guys finish last” (even though we all know that’s just a convenient excuse).So, what do you do? Easy. Stop trying. Don’t shower, don’t take care of your hair, and wear the worst clothes you can find. When someone offers you advice, shoot it down immediately. The whole world is against you, so why bother improving? Let’s be real – they’ll never get it.
Instead, just keep talking about how “shallow” women are, while pretending that’s why you’re still single. Don’t take any responsibility for your lack of success with women – just blame society, feminism, and anything else that’s easy to blame.
Step 3: Make Sure to Build a Conspiracy Theory Around How Everyone Is Out to Get You
Your life isn’t going great? Well, obviously, that’s because the whole world is against you. Every time someone tries to help you, just say, “Thanks, but no thanks.” Someone’s succeeding in life? Clearly, it’s because they followed the secret “social code,” which has been keeping you down this entire time.And guess what? It’s all part of the game. The world just doesn’t understand you. No matter how hard you try to explain, no one gets it. So why bother? Just sit back, complain, and keep saying, “Well, life’s unfair.”
Bonus: Make sure to tell everyone that you’re just too smart to play by their rules – you’re playing a different game, one they’ll never understand.
Step 4: "The Philosophy of the Lone Genius" – How to Act Like You Have All the Answers (Even If You Don’t)
Stop thinking of yourself as a regular person. You’re not one – you’re an enlightened genius. Don’t waste time with goals like “getting fit” or “finding happiness.” Those are for the sheep. You, my friend, are playing the long game of being misunderstood and superior. No one gets you – and that’s exactly the point.Every time someone talks about self-improvement, just laugh in their face. They think they have it all figured out? They’re just part of the “sheep society,” and they’ll never get the depth of your wisdom. The more confused people are by you, the more right you are.
Pro Tip: Start quoting random self-proclaimed philosophers. Say things like, “You should study the law of attraction” or “True intelligence is being in tune with your darker side” – even if you have no clue what that means. Just make sure it sounds deep.
Step 5: Build Your Persona Online – Who Needs Reality When You’ve Got the Internet?
Life may not be working out IRL, but online? That’s where the magic happens. This is your playground. As long as you invest your time in online forums like Reddit, 4chan, and whatever other toxic corner of the web, you can make yourself look like a king. Reality? Who needs it?Who cares about real relationships when you can just tweet your thoughts out and get “likes” from other equally bitter individuals? Ignore the fact that your comments are nothing but a mass of anger and negativity – the more you express yourself online, the more it’ll feel like you’re winning.
Step 6: Avoid Any Positive Changes Like the Plague – Why Make Progress When You Can Stay Stagnant?
If someone tells you, "Hey, maybe you should start working on yourself," just respond with something along the lines of, "Nah, that sounds like hard work. I’ll stay here in my comfortable mess." Because who needs improvement, right? Why bother when you can bask in your own misery and wear it like a badge of honor?Look, change requires effort, and effort is for people who are actually interested in being successful. And we all know success is overrated. The real goal here is to avoid anything that could potentially make you a happier or more fulfilled person. So, stay exactly where you are, miserable and unbothered, forever.
Step 7: Pretend to Be ‘Too Logical’ for Relationships – Who Needs Love When You’ve Got Science?
Look, relationships? Totally overrated. Instead of connecting with another person on an emotional level, just pretend you’re too intellectually superior for all that. Use your favorite “logical” reasoning to avoid talking about feelings, and anytime someone tries to show any kind of affection or vulnerability, immediately shut it down.Who needs romance when you can just argue about how emotions are a waste of time? If you’re not alone, are you even truly thinking?
Step 8: Blame Everyone Else for Your Failures – Because You’re Definitely Not the Problem
No, no, no – it’s not your fault things aren’t going well. It’s society. It’s the government. It’s other people who just don’t get you. You’re perfect the way you are, and if life is tough, it’s because the world has it out for you. Success? Not for you. People don’t understand the genius that you are. So don’t even try.Whenever things don’t work out, make sure you’ve got a convenient scapegoat. Who needs accountability when you can be the eternal victim of an unfair system?
Moral of the Story: If you’re not convinced that the world is completely against you, then you’re clearly not doing it right. Keep blaming everyone else, stay locked in your own delusions, and pretend that you’re the king of the world while everyone else is just too “stupid” to understand your genius.
