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reupload cuz this thread is so cagefuel
Recently I went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with stage 2 manletism.
I have come up with a plan to cure this condition an heightmax from 6' to 10'
1) Firstly I will grow my hair out to this which adds about 4". After this I am 6'4"
2) Then I will buy these shoes. After that I am 6'9"
3) Then I need to fill the rest of the space in the shoe with these . Now I will be 7'
4) After this I am going to buy and use these. THEN I am 8'11".
5) I will lie down on my back and cause spinal decompression which will make me 9'
6) I will stand on my tip toes which will make me like 9'5"
7) then I will wear this hat making me 9'10"
Once I am 9'10", I will lie about my height because everybody does and just say I'm 10' and I will be the god of all chads to have ever lived.
Just giantmax bro.