How to speak like an alpha

[slopslinger]

1. don't say: "hello" say: "salutations"

2. don't say: "my bad" say: "oopsie daisy

3. don't say: "I need help" say: "I'm ok"

4. don't say: "I'm thirsty" say: "my insides require lubrication"

5. don't say "I'm better than you" say: "I'm harder than you

 

[James Othy]

Alpha walpha bo alpha, fee fi fo falpha!

 

[Mess]

Personally, I think the whole philosophy about being an alpha is strutting through playgrounds naked.

 

[eddielol]

you have to hump your homeboys to assert dominance 2