How to win a breakup

[Mogden]

as soon as she dumps you it’s a race to the club. Your goal is to stack more rebound bodies than her IN FRONT OF HER.

If she’s over 20 then it’s guaranteed that she’ll hit up the club the first weekend after you get dumped. You will start immediately and make connections via hookup.

Coordinate with those connections so that the weekend she shows up, you have a girl on each arm and she can see. Also in the time it takes leading up to the weekend, become friends with the DJ and that weekend get into the booth before she does. She will get into the booth or VIP lounge by seducing people, but it’ll be awkward because you’re already there.

In the end she’ll either really feel the loss of such a highly desired man, or reach out to get back with you. If you’re the jealous type and don’t want her in the club post-breakup, DO THIS.

She will not want to comeback to the club for some time after you do this, that gives her time to reflect on the breakup.

Do the same thing at all your local bars because if she’s 21 she’ll go there too.

Do this for the bowling allies, cute couple joints, Starbucks, everywhere she might go with a tinder date

You will haunt her into wanting you back out of pure fear and jealousy

 

[Kaari]

as soon as she dumps you it’s a race to the club. Your goal is to stack more rebound bodies than her IN FRONT OF HER.

If she’s over 20 then it’s guaranteed that she’ll hit up the club the first weekend after you get dumped. You will start immediately and make connections via hookup.

Coordinate with those connections so that the weekend she shows up, you have a girl on each arm and she can see. Also in the time it takes leading up to the weekend, become friends with the DJ and that weekend get into the booth before she does. She will get into the booth or VIP lounge by seducing people, but it’ll be awkward because you’re already there.

In the end she’ll either really feel the loss of such a highly desired man, or reach out to get back with you. If you’re the jealous type and don’t want her in the club post-breakup, DO THIS.

She will not want to comeback to the club for some time after you do this, that gives her time to reflect on the breakup.

Do the same thing at all your local bars because if she’s 21 she’ll go there too.

Do this for the bowling allies, cute couple joints, Starbucks, everywhere she might go with a tinder date

You will haunt her into wanting you back out of pure fear and jealousy

Mirin commitment to the cause tbf

 

[Mogden]

Mirin commitment to the cause tbf

Even if you don’t want her back this is the perfect revenge

 

[Kaari]

Even if you don’t want her back this is the perfect revenge

Revenge is a dish best served cold after all

 

[RAD]

what if theyre 15

 

[Mogden]

what if theyre 15

Depends entirely on their personality then because some 15 year olds will go to trap house basements and some will stay home and cry

 

[RAD]

Depends entirely on their personality then because some 15 year olds will go to trap house basements and some will stay home and cry

idk idk idk I dont even know 15 year olds ha ha

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

How about you just ignore her and pretend she never existed

 

[Kaari]

How about you just ignore her and pretend she never existed

Not always easy but it is ideal

 

[Mogden]

How about you just ignore her and pretend she never existed

Meanwhile she gets her back blown out with a clear conscience? No thanks. I want her to feel fear

 

[Molotongo]

Could you also make a guide how to get a human being to like you in first place?

 

[Mogden]

Could you also make a guide how to get a human being to like you in first place?

Yes. I can

 

[Deleted Member 76607]

Not always easy but it is ideal

Idk is it just me or I really don’t feel anything after a break up, I think people are overreacting

 

[Ghoultune]

as soon as she dumps you it’s a race to the club. Your goal is to stack more rebound bodies than her IN FRONT OF HER.

If she’s over 20 then it’s guaranteed that she’ll hit up the club the first weekend after you get dumped. You will start immediately and make connections via hookup.

Coordinate with those connections so that the weekend she shows up, you have a girl on each arm and she can see. Also in the time it takes leading up to the weekend, become friends with the DJ and that weekend get into the booth before she does. She will get into the booth or VIP lounge by seducing people, but it’ll be awkward because you’re already there.

In the end she’ll either really feel the loss of such a highly desired man, or reach out to get back with you. If you’re the jealous type and don’t want her in the club post-breakup, DO THIS.

She will not want to comeback to the club for some time after you do this, that gives her time to reflect on the breakup.

Do the same thing at all your local bars because if she’s 21 she’ll go there too.

Do this for the bowling allies, cute couple joints, Starbucks, everywhere she might go with a tinder date

You will haunt her into wanting you back out of pure fear and jealousy

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[Mogden]

Idk is it just me or I really don’t feel anything after a break up, I think people are overreacting

Most people feel deep loss because the relationship was more of a drug. Constant routine dopamine hits and validation. Once that’s gone they go through withdrawals.

 

[Kaari]

Idk is it just me or I really don’t feel anything after a break up, I think people are overreacting

Sometimes

Depends if you have a fixation on her to be blunt, which does tend to be caused by other circumstances mentally, at least for me

 

[Kaari]

Most people feel deep loss because the relationship was more of a drug. Constant routine dopamine hits and validation. Once that’s gone they go through withdrawals.

Yes

Depression + high influx of serotonin, dopamine and oxytocin from someone = GG

 

[Mogden]

Sometimes

Depends if you have a fixation on her to be blunt, which does tend to be caused by other circumstances mentally, at least for me

This should only ever happen if she dumped you. Because no one’s bitches me and gets away with it.

 

[Kaari]

This should only ever happen if she dumped you. Because no one’s bitches me and gets away with it.

Yes you’re right about that