i accidentally touched a receipt i think its over for me.

[Dookiebootybutt59]

okay so there i was at the store purchasing a 16 weeks worth of soylent, and when i was at the shopping till the stupid foid cashier handed me a receipt.
a FLIPPING RECEIPT!!
im starting to think no one watches santa cruz because the BPO's in that stuff is literally poison!
im genuinely considering pressing charges like do you guys have any idea just how bad touching receipts are? dude i can already feel my estrogen increasing, i literally had to ask my girlfriend to open the soylent bottle cap for me.

its truly a brutal world we live in.

 

[Marlonmogsyouhaha]

Shut up fargot

 

[True_Fakecell]

my girlfriend

n****r

 

[Vampi]

dnr a fucking atom you n****r

 

[Thebird]

okay so there i was at the store purchasing a 16 weeks worth of soylent, and when i was at the shopping till the stupid foid cashier handed me a receipt.
a FLIPPING RECEIPT!!
im starting to think no one watches santa cruz because the BPO's in that stuff is literally poison!
im genuinely considering pressing charges like do you guys have any idea just how bad touching receipts are? dude i can already feel my estrogen increasing, i literally had to ask my girlfriend to open the soylent bottle cap for me.

its truly a brutal world we live in.

No get a job

 

[Rm24]

I guess bro

 

[Rololongs]

okay so there i was at the store purchasing a 16 weeks worth of soylent, and when i was at the shopping till the stupid foid cashier handed me a receipt.
a FLIPPING RECEIPT!!
im starting to think no one watches santa cruz because the BPO's in that stuff is literally poison!
im genuinely considering pressing charges like do you guys have any idea just how bad touching receipts are? dude i can already feel my estrogen increasing, i literally had to ask my girlfriend to open the soylent bottle cap for me.

its truly a brutal world we live in.

you might have to cut your hand

 

[Clone]

okay so there i was at the store purchasing a 16 weeks worth of soylent, and when i was at the shopping till the stupid foid cashier handed me a receipt.
a FLIPPING RECEIPT!!
im starting to think no one watches santa cruz because the BPO's in that stuff is literally poison!
im genuinely considering pressing charges like do you guys have any idea just how bad touching receipts are? dude i can already feel my estrogen increasing, i literally had to ask my girlfriend to open the soylent bottle cap for me.

its truly a brutal world we live in.

I work retail I touch hundreds of receipts daily

 

[trueceljester]

okay so there i was at the store purchasing a 16 weeks worth of soylent, and when i was at the shopping till the stupid foid cashier handed me a receipt.
a FLIPPING RECEIPT!!
im starting to think no one watches santa cruz because the BPO's in that stuff is literally poison!
im genuinely considering pressing charges like do you guys have any idea just how bad touching receipts are? dude i can already feel my estrogen increasing, i literally had to ask my girlfriend to open the soylent bottle cap for me.

its truly a brutal world we live in.

Log off this forum, mark as solution

 

[Dookiebootybutt59]

Log off this forum, mark as solution

yes king

 

[trueceljester]

yes king

Mirin

 

[rickydickydoodahgrimes]

okay so there i was at the store purchasing a 16 weeks worth of soylent, and when i was at the shopping till the stupid foid cashier handed me a receipt.
a FLIPPING RECEIPT!!
im starting to think no one watches santa cruz because the BPO's in that stuff is literally poison!
im genuinely considering pressing charges like do you guys have any idea just how bad touching receipts are? dude i can already feel my estrogen increasing, i literally had to ask my girlfriend to open the soylent bottle cap for me.

its truly a brutal world we live in.

his mum: 'hey honey js hold this receipt for me please'
'NO MUM MY TEST MY TEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS AAAAAAAAA HELP ME IM MELTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

 

[trueceljester]

his mum: 'hey honey js hold this receipt for me please'
'NO MUM MY TEST MY TEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS AAAAAAAAA HELP ME IM MELTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Can confirm I touched a receipt and I instantly grew tits