Lifefuel / Motivation I almost just shit myself

[Deleted Member 104328]

I tried to fart and it felt too warm so I was like let me chill I’m not tryna shit myself but then I got brave and then full force pushed it out and I felt the fecal snake poke its head out of my brown starfish so I sucked it back in and ran to the toilet.

W saves #fairs

 

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[Deleted Member 104328]

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Are you not impressed?

 

[comptax]

Are you not impressed?

this spiked my cortisol and i descended to sub3

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

this spiked my cortisol and i descended to sub3

That shit reactivated my pituitary gland and gave me a second puberty

 

[Deleted Member 105302]

I tried to fart and it felt too warm so I was like let me chill I’m not tryna shit myself but then I got brave and then full force pushed it out and I felt the fecal snake poke its head out of my brown starfish so I sucked it back in and ran to the toilet.

W saves #fairs

n***a.

 

[comptax]

That shit reactivated my pituitary gland and gave me a second puberty

did you become high t true adam

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

did you become high t true adam

no only Chad

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

Bumpy bump

 

[comptax]

no only Chad

not enough for hypergamous mtb’s sorry buddy

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

not enough for hypergamous mtb’s sorry buddy

It’s alright I’ll just keep gooning to rei ayanami futa

 

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It’s alright I’ll just keep gooning to rei ayanami futa

rei is my backloggd pfp

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

rei is my backloggd pfp

Rei is in my bed with me rn

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Fuck sometimes it also comes out a bit moisturised and u have the snake and liquid shit innit

 

[Deleted Member 104328]

Fuck sometimes it also comes out a bit moisturised and u have the snake and liquid shit innit

this happened to me one time and I thought the wet was just the water splashing from the snake and then I went to wipe and the paper turned brown