I AM LITERALLY BATMAN

[Cage]

I am batman


Lets go over the reasons:

Batman is an orphan.
Well my parents are live and well so im 0/1 so far

Batman refuses to kill.
I havent killed anyone yet either so +1 point for me

Batman does not have any superpowers and purely lies upon his intellect, money and strength.
Im a fucking idiot but Im pretty strong and got sum money to my name so another point for me

Batman has the bat signal.

I get signals from women but I can only identify them years later so half a point for that ig

Batman was played by Robert Pattinson
Pattinson and I both have flat maxillas so another muthafucking point for me

Batman mogs at night
I too mog at night (when all my failos are hidden)

So there you have
concrete evidence that I am batman

 

[Whitepill]

i think you're batman

 

[Cage]

i KNOW you're batman

 

[estssmoking]

op might be batman idk though

 

[Cage]

I WROTE COLORFUL TEXT WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REP

 

[lemonpie]

I WROTE COLORFUL TEXT WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REP

batman use black only because he is dark

 

[Cage]

batman use black only because he is dark

no rep no care