I Am Planning To Try DIY Buccal Fat Removal In The Imminent Future

[Jeezy]

This post is 100% serious, I do not wanna spend the money to get it done professionally and it seems relatively easy.

What do I need to do this? What tools?

 

[Jeezy]

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[milkjar]

I also unironically thought about doing it the issue is how i'd stitch it back, my best bet is a skin stapler

 

[over0]

Why not just use fat desolvers

 

[Jeezy]

I also unironically thought about doing it the issue is how i'd stitch it back, my best bet is a skin stapler

I’m concerned about that + how to prevent infection… also curious about numbing the area

 

[Born Superior]

This post is 100% serious, I do not wanna spend the money to get it done professionally and it seems relatively easy.

What do I need to do this? What tools?

goodluck doing this diy

 

[Jeezy]

Why not just use fat desolvers

 

[Jeezy]

goodluck doing this diy

I’m gigadepressed and feel like this is harmful but at least I have the chance of a positive outcome?

 

[milkjar]

I’m concerned about that + how to prevent infection… also curious about numbing the area

just disinfect everything you use with rubbing alcohol, that's what I did when I attempted medical canthus cutting

 

[Jeezy]

just disinfect everything you use with rubbing alcohol, that's what I did when I attempted medical canthus cutting

How did the medial canthus cutting go?

 

[milkjar]

How did the medial canthus cutting go?

I failed, at first it was because I was high inhib, then I tried again but it seemed no matter how hard I tried to slice it wasn't cutting properly

 

[Jeezy]

I failed, at first it was because I was high inhib, then I tried again but it seemed no matter how hard I tried to slice it wasn't cutting properly

Honestly mirin the effort

 

[milkjar]

Honestly mirin the effort

yea I plan on trying again, unironically buy a scalpel online or something if you can, razor blade just doesn't do the trick, I have no choice but to use one since that's the best I can get

 

[slopslinger]

at least try injecting lemonbottle like pneumo before you attempt surgery jfl.

you'll need sterile equipment (including but not limited to a scalpel, syringes, bandages gloves...) a gram of ket for anesthesia, detailed charts on anatomy. and most importantly a friend (ideally in pre-med at least) with steady hands.

 

[milkjar]

at least try injecting lemonbottle like pneumo before you attempt surgery jfl.

you'll need sterile equipment (including but not limited to a scalpel, syringes, bandages gloves...) a gram of ket for anesthesia, detailed charts on anatomy. and most importantly a friend (ideally in pre-med at least) with steady hands.

a gram of ket

 

[Jeezy]

at least try injecting lemonbottle like pneumo before you attempt surgery jfl.

you'll need sterile equipment (including but not limited to a scalpel, syringes, bandages gloves...) a gram of ket for anesthesia, detailed charts on anatomy. and most importantly a friend (ideally in pre-med at least) with steady hands.

Anything to reach True Adam I do truly believe it’s possible

@over0 @slopslinger

 

[milkjar]

and most importantly a friend (ideally in pre-med at least) with steady hands.

yea tbh these diy shit would work if you have someone do it for you, I was unironically thinking about asking my best friend irl who's chill to do the medial canthus cut for me but the n***a is a r****d and would fuck that shit up for sure

 

[Jeezy]

yea tbh these diy shit would work if you have someone do it for you, I was unironically thinking about asking my best friend irl who's chill to do the medial canthus cut for me but the n***a is a r****d and would fuck that shit up for sure

No other friends who could?

 

[milkjar]

No other friends who could?

nah, my best friend is kinda non-nt like me, if I asked anyone else who are normies they'd think i'm fucking crazy or obviously just think it's a joke, my friend would actually do it though I'm just afraid the r****d fucks up

 

[BlendedBulge]

This post is 100% serious, I do not wanna spend the money to get it done professionally and it seems relatively easy.

What do I need to do this? What tools?

 

[azaire]

This post is 100% serious, I do not wanna spend the money to get it done professionally and it seems relatively easy.

What do I need to do this? What tools?

Me too ngl

 

[Jeezy]

Me too ngl

Do you have steady hands?

 

[azaire]

Do you have steady hands?

Nope I’m gonna fuck it up fs

 

[sjnny404]

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