I hate having a big dick

[vespertine]

IIt gets in the way. If I turn around I have to be mindful so as not to knock something over. I got bullied relentlessly for it in the locker rooms, so I'd always change in the stall. But when I couldn't, all the snickering and mocking would get downright brutal. "Hey donkey cock, you got a license for that thing?" and everyone would laugh.

Its so in the way that I avoid going outside as much as possible. But the other day I had to go shopping at target, and had to make it as quick as possible. I put on three layers of sweatpants to make the huge bulge even slightly less noticeable. All went well until I had to pay. I reached for the wallet, but accidentally grabbed my huge ass dick instead! And the cashier and everyone around just started laughing, and they even got violent, throwing stuff at me saying things like "Why is there a walrus in here? Get him out!" So i left the store in tears, without getting any items. I'm starving because I cant go shopping with this huge thing. I hate it. And dont even suggest doordash. Last time, when the person delivered it to my door and I went to pick it up, my ginormous penis sprang out as the door opened and broke the guys ribs. So now I'm starving, thirsty, depressed, and have a lawsuit and am banned from doordash.

 

[Zynx✰]

IIt gets in the way. If I turn around I have to be mindful so as not to knock something over. I got bullied relentlessly for it in the locker rooms, so I'd always change in the stall. But when I couldn't, all the snickering and mocking would get downright brutal. "Hey donkey cock, you got a license for that thing?" and everyone would laugh.

Its so in the way that I avoid going outside as much as possible. But the other day I had to go shopping at target, and had to make it as quick as possible. I put on three layers of sweatpants to make the huge bulge even slightly less noticeable. All went well until I had to pay. I reached for the wallet, but accidentally grabbed my huge ass dick instead! And the cashier and everyone around just started laughing, and they even got violent, throwing stuff at me saying things like "Why is there a walrus in here? Get him out!" So i left the store in tears, without getting any items. I'm starving because I cant go shopping with this huge thing. I hate it. And dont even suggest doordash. Last time, when the person delivered it to my door and I went to pick it up, my ginormous penis sprang out as the door opened and broke the guys ribs. So now I'm starving, thirsty, depressed, and have a lawsuit and am banned from doordash.

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[A_ron_koolaidcom]

Real man. I literally have to hang it over my shoulder cause It's so big. Fuck shits hard. First it's too small then it's too big, like wtf do foids even want dude.

 

[Beatrice.]

IIt gets in the way. If I turn around I have to be mindful so as not to knock something over. I got bullied relentlessly for it in the locker rooms, so I'd always change in the stall. But when I couldn't, all the snickering and mocking would get downright brutal. "Hey donkey cock, you got a license for that thing?" and everyone would laugh.

Its so in the way that I avoid going outside as much as possible. But the other day I had to go shopping at target, and had to make it as quick as possible. I put on three layers of sweatpants to make the huge bulge even slightly less noticeable. All went well until I had to pay. I reached for the wallet, but accidentally grabbed my huge ass dick instead! And the cashier and everyone around just started laughing, and they even got violent, throwing stuff at me saying things like "Why is there a walrus in here? Get him out!" So i left the store in tears, without getting any items. I'm starving because I cant go shopping with this huge thing. I hate it. And dont even suggest doordash. Last time, when the person delivered it to my door and I went to pick it up, my ginormous penis sprang out as the door opened and broke the guys ribs. So now I'm starving, thirsty, depressed, and have a lawsuit and am banned from doordash.

Did read everything, nice tales

 

[vespertine]

Real man. I literally have to hang it over my shoulder cause It's so big. Fuck shits hard. First it's too small then it's too big, like wtf do foids even want dude.

yeah its hella awkward. I try that sometimes, and spray paint it so it looks like a tie but its too obvious

 

[A_ron_koolaidcom]

yeah its hella awkward. I try that sometimes, and spray paint it so it looks like a tie but its too obvious

bro... how do you come up with this... this shit is genius

 

[lizzy grant]

flash us

 

[Kaligula567]

COCKTAIL....

 

[vespertine]

flash us

im not falling for that again. last time they grabbed it and put it in a zoo

 

[kifykify]

COCKTAIL....

You want?

 

[Kaligula567]

You want?

STOP MESSING WITH ME. I AM KALIGULA AND I HAVE A COCK!

 

[kifykify]

STOP MESSING WITH ME. I AM KALIGULA

We both know that's not true

AND I HAVE A COCK!

Let's see it

 

[Kaligula567]

We both know that's not true

Let's see it

ye ye i had to kick her off she's too autistic

 

[kifykify]

ye ye i had to kick her off she's too autistic

@Ghoultune
Ye Ye genuinely why are you like that?

 

[Kaligula567]

@Ghoultune
Ye Ye genuinely why are you like that?

I AM LIKE NOTHING BUT A GOOD ONE

 

[kifykify]

I AM LIKE NOTHING BUT A GOOD ONE

No me gusta unless you sleep with me