i hate waking up 🥲

[dipenhydramine]

im so warm and then i get out of bed and its cold and not nice

 

[Mogden]

im so warm and then i get out of bed and its cold and not nice

I sleep in the cold, we are not the same

 

[dipenhydramine]

I sleep in the cold, we are not the same

not comfortable

 

[Mogden]

not comfortable

You’ve clearly never slept with a fan pointed at your balls

 

[Mandy?]

I love it because I’m extremely hard

 

[dipenhydramine]

You’ve clearly never slept with a fan pointed at your balls

I love it because I’m extremely hard

what are these diddy responses

 

[Mogden]

I love it because I’m extremely hard

Sleeping on your stomach with a boner is not comfortable at all

 

[dipenhydramine]

Sleeping on your stomach with a boner is not comfortable at all

tbh pressed against the mattress doe

 

[Mandy?]

Sleeping on your stomach with a boner is not comfortable at all

It’s the opposite for me

 

[Mogden]

It’s the opposite for me

How tf, maybe I’m just too long

 

[Mandy?]

How tf, maybe I’m just too long

No it depends on the pointing direction

 

[IOS]

im so warm and then i get out of bed and its cold and not nice

then dont wake up

 

[dipenhydramine]

then dont wake up

i wish

 

[Mogden]

No it depends on the pointing direction

Well if it’s flat on the side then ig that’s fine but if it’s HARD hard then it’s penetrating the bed

 

[IOS]

Sleeping on your stomach with a boner is not comfortable at all

true

 

[Mandy?]

Well if it’s flat on the side then ig that’s fine but if it’s HARD hard then it’s penetrating the bed

Yeah but mostly for me that’s peak

 

[dipenhydramine]

Well if it’s flat on the side then ig that’s fine but if it’s HARD hard then it’s penetrating the bed

blud just like do waistband method or some shit dont leave it pressing straight into the bed

 

[Mogden]

blud just like do waistband method or some shit dont leave it pressing straight into the bed

Too long for waistband method

 

[dipenhydramine]

Too long for waistband method

mf just press it against yo stomach or something but you just straight fuck the mattress

 

[Mogden]

mf just press it against yo stomach or something but you just straight fuck the mattress

No thats gay

 

[dipenhydramine]

No thats gay

bro what

 

[Mogden]

bro what

A real man hangs it down to the left

 

[dipenhydramine]

A real man hangs it down to the left

that sounds fucking painful

 

[Mogden]

that sounds fucking painful

Life is pain, the most successful mfs on the planet are masochists. Just like David Goggins. He def has a pain kink.

 

[dipenhydramine]

Life is pain, the most successful mfs on the planet are masochists. Just like David Goggins. He def has a pain kink.

hes not sucessfull imo

 

[Mogden]

hes not sucessfull imo

He was in 2022

 

[dipenhydramine]

He was in 2022

all he does is stress his body to a dangerous degree very unnatural

 

[i_love_roosters]

I have fight or flight issues and I always wake up super wired up and then I come down in like 20 mins

 

[Mogden]

all he does is stress his body to a dangerous degree very unnatural

Meh. I’d do all that too if deftones was playing on loop.

 

[dipenhydramine]

I have fight or flight issues and I always wake up super wired up and then I come down in like 20 mins

im the opposite i wake up feeling extra tired

Meh. I’d do all that too if deftones was playing on loop.

i deftones

 

[i_love_roosters]

im the opposite i wake up feeling extra tired

i deftones

It's anxiety for me bud

 

[dipenhydramine]

It's anxiety for me bud

oh why like what

 

[i_love_roosters]

oh why like what

fight or flight issues

Sufferingpill

 

[dipenhydramine]

Sufferingpill

it gets better bhai dw

 

[i_love_roosters]

it gets better bhai dw

It's quite decent as of now, just some remains from insane times

 

[dipenhydramine]

It's quite decent as of now, just some remains from insane times

i believe in yu

 

[fashist]

blud just like do waistband method or some shit dont leave it pressing straight into the bed

This conversation kind of turned me on

 

[dipenhydramine]

This conversation kind of turned me on

ur the true diddyblud

 

[Mogden]

This conversation kind of turned me on

 

[fashist]

ur the true diddyblud

Anyway why don’t u just cut a hole in the mattress and put it there

 

[Mogden]

Anyway why don’t u just cut a hole in the mattress and put it there

That’s exactly what I was thinking but I’m scared a rat will nibble on my tip from under the bed

 

[dipenhydramine]

Anyway why don’t u just cut a hole in the mattress and put it there

now this is a high iq strat

but the sharp springs

 

[dipenhydramine]

That’s exactly what I was thinking but I’m scared a rat will nibble on my tip from under the bed

i have so many questions

 

[fashist]

now this is a high iq strat

but the sharp springs

Springtrap type shit

 

[fashist]

Springtrap type shit

Yo wait imagine your dih having scars all over it that’d be kinda cool u can flex it to the huzz when she’s going at it

 

[dipenhydramine]

Springtrap type shit

dont leave me here micheal

 

[dipenhydramine]

Yo wait imagine your dih having scars all over it that’d be kinda cool u can flex it to the huzz when she’s going at it

yeah.... i fucked a cheese grater once

 

[Mogden]

Yo wait imagine your dih having scars all over it that’d be kinda cool u can flex it to the huzz when she’s going at it

My dih is super veiny so a cut would prolly make me bleed out. No time for scarring

 

[dipenhydramine]

My dih is super veiny so a cut would prolly make me bleed out. No time for scarring

 

[Mogden]

yeah.... i fucked a cheese grater once

Get outta my lobbies bro, I fucked a pencil sharpener