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Ladies and gentlemen, and distinguished members of .com,
Today, we gather here not in some fancy banquet hall, but in a place far more sacred: the wild, untamed, and beautifully cursed lands of looksmaxxing.com. It’s only fitting that the union of ey88 and hunterclit, two beauties of the forum, is celebrated right here, among their own.
Now, when you think of a perfect match, you might imagine two people who finish each other's sentences, or maybe two people who share a deep passion for world changing ideas. But in true .com fashion, these two found common ground through derailing threads, and somehow making every conversation spiral completely off topic in under five posts. True love, some would say.
Ey88 a pillar of nonsense and wisdom alike has graced us with takes so chaotic that even tony struggle to keep up. And hunterclit the man, the myth, has been the perfect partner in crime, pushing the boundaries of humor, patience, and occasionally forum TOS.
Together, they remind us all what it truly means to be part of .com: reckless, relentless, and somehow, against all odds, wholesome in the weirdest way possible.
So here’s to ey88 and hunterclit — may your bond be as strong as a derailed megathread, as eternal as an inside joke no one else understands, and may you always find happiness in the random chaos you create together.
To the clit. Cheers.
(ChatGPT)
Today, we gather here not in some fancy banquet hall, but in a place far more sacred: the wild, untamed, and beautifully cursed lands of looksmaxxing.com. It’s only fitting that the union of ey88 and hunterclit, two beauties of the forum, is celebrated right here, among their own.
Now, when you think of a perfect match, you might imagine two people who finish each other's sentences, or maybe two people who share a deep passion for world changing ideas. But in true .com fashion, these two found common ground through derailing threads, and somehow making every conversation spiral completely off topic in under five posts. True love, some would say.
Ey88 a pillar of nonsense and wisdom alike has graced us with takes so chaotic that even tony struggle to keep up. And hunterclit the man, the myth, has been the perfect partner in crime, pushing the boundaries of humor, patience, and occasionally forum TOS.
Together, they remind us all what it truly means to be part of .com: reckless, relentless, and somehow, against all odds, wholesome in the weirdest way possible.
So here’s to ey88 and hunterclit — may your bond be as strong as a derailed megathread, as eternal as an inside joke no one else understands, and may you always find happiness in the random chaos you create together.
To the clit. Cheers.
(ChatGPT)
