i might be joining the military

[Anna]

those who know I lowkey wanna be an EOD, i dont wanna shoot people i just wanna save innocents from being blown up type shii

either A) i join the regular military but become an ammo technician which will lead to me being an EOD

B) I join the raf and im pretty sure the raf EOD pathway is pretty niche so thats not a good option

C) I join the navy and i have to dispose of underwater mines and shit and that sounds awful

Im lowkey worried about seeing a friend be blown up but I will probably put my name on the list to at least see if i would be eligible

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

Blow up

 

[Tart]

Can you hit a 360 no scope when your there

 

[Shkypot]

those who know I lowkey wanna be an EOD, i dont wanna shoot people i just wanna save innocents from being blown up type shii

either A) i join the regular military but become an ammo technician which will lead to me being an EOD

B) I join the raf and im pretty sure the raf EOD pathway is pretty niche so thats not a good option

C) I join the navy and i have to dispose of underwater mines and shit and that sounds awful

Im lowkey worried about seeing a friend be blown up but I will probably put my name on the list to at least see if i would be eligible

@hazyfuture comments?

 

[Anna]

Blow up

they use robots mainly so unlikely

 

[Anna]

@hazyfuture comments?

she already knows

 

[Shkypot]

those who know I lowkey wanna be an EOD, i dont wanna shoot people i just wanna save innocents from being blown up type shii

either A) i join the regular military but become an ammo technician which will lead to me being an EOD

B) I join the raf and im pretty sure the raf EOD pathway is pretty niche so thats not a good option

C) I join the navy and i have to dispose of underwater mines and shit and that sounds awful

Im lowkey worried about seeing a friend be blown up but I will probably put my name on the list to at least see if i would be eligible

One shoot by a Russian drone btw

 

[Anna]

Can you hit a 360 no scope when your there

i probably wont have to shoot someone in this job ever

 

[tekashi69fan]

a drone is gonna have its way with ur insides

 

[Anna]

One shoot by a Russian drone btw

do u know what the job even is? ur in like an armoured truck with a robot you send out to detonate mines 99% of the time

 

[Anna]

a drone is gonna have its way with ur insides

im not ukrainian!

 

[Shkypot]

do u know what the job even is? ur in like an armoured truck with a robot you send out to detonate mines 99% of the time

I didn’t read son, joining a military to serve in this world is dumb as shit

 

[homiespidyhatesjuice]

joining the army is gay and cringe

 

[Anna]

I didn’t read son, joining a military to serve in this world is dumb as shit

i would have agreed a few years ago

but it is important

 

[Anna]

joining the army is gay and cringe

is me spending all my time on looksmaxxing forums better then?

 

[homiespidyhatesjuice]

is me spending all my time on looksmaxxing forums better then?

im not joking yes, at least u aint dying for the jews

 

[Deleted Member 74605]

Blow up

Came here to say hope he gets one shotted by a temu drone

 

[Anna]

Came here to say hope he gets one shotted by a temu drone

I no longer want to be in the military because of hate comments on .com

this wouldnt happen on .is because theres hella veterans

 

[theRetard]

i'd conquer the world if i had military tbh
good luck

 

[kimothy]

okay well as long as u can come to the mv in military uniform

 

[HeavyMetalGoth]

B.

im tryna do air national guard in the future
you got this

 

[homiespidyhatesjuice]

i'd conquer the world if i had military tbh
good luck

bro u would literally get r***d

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

those who know I lowkey wanna be an EOD, i dont wanna shoot people i just wanna save innocents from being blown up type shii

either A) i join the regular military but become an ammo technician which will lead to me being an EOD

B) I join the raf and im pretty sure the raf EOD pathway is pretty niche so thats not a good option

C) I join the navy and i have to dispose of underwater mines and shit and that sounds awful

Im lowkey worried about seeing a friend be blown up but I will probably put my name on the list to at least see if i would be eligible

That’s actually tuff. Good shit genuinely

 

[kimothy]

I didn’t read son, joining a military to serve in this world is dumb as shit

yeah honestly

 

[homiespidyhatesjuice]

yeah honestly

fr

 

[theRetard]

bro u would literally get r***d

this is my most secret wish tho.
but yeah being r***d wouldn't stop me from conquering the world lol.

 

[Anna]

B.

im tryna do air national guard in the future
you got this

mirin i hope u get in bro

the edits go so hard for air national guard

 

[Anna]

yeah honestly

xheres a difference between shooting random n*****s for jews

and going to some third world city and stopping a 6 year old being blown up by a mine

u get me?

 

[Anna]

this is my most secret wish tho.
but yeah being r***d wouldn't stop me from conquering the world lol.

bruuu

 

[kimothy]

xheres a difference between shooting random n*****s for jews

and going to some third world city and stopping a 6 year old being blown up by a mine

u get me?

if the country goes into war you wont be able to control if ur helping innocents or shooting randoms for jews

ofc for rn it would be fine but you never know what could happen in the future

 

[theRetard]

bruuu

i wont lie, it feels good

 

[muscipla]

Came here to say hope he gets one shotted by a temu drone

 

[Anna]

if the country goes into war you wont be able to control if ur helping innocents or shooting randoms for jews

ofc for rn it would be fine but you never know what could happen in the future

yeah but being an EOD is a specialist role that has a lot of special training

they would never ask u to be an infantry troop because thats not what u trained for

no hate to others but it requires a pretty high iq (literally detonating bombs in high stress situations) and they wouldnt wanna waste them on getting shot by some kike or something

 

[Anna]

i wont lie, it feels good

do u know then?

 

[homiespidyhatesjuice]

xheres a difference between shooting random n*****s for jews

and going to some third world city and stopping a 6 year old being blown up by a mine

u get me?

n***a it will probably be the uk vs 3rd world country and the uk doing the bombing

 

[homiespidyhatesjuice]

this is my most secret wish tho.
but yeah being r***d wouldn't stop me from conquering the world lol.

what if its a bbc

 

[Anna]

n***a it will probably be the uk vs 3rd world country and the uk doing the bombing

ok then my kids get to go to private school while i sit back and relax

 

[Anna]

what if its a bbc

are u trynna see if u can get a piece lmao

 

[kimothy]

yeah but being an EOD is a specialist role that has a lot of special training

they would never ask u to be an infantry troop because thats not what u trained for

no hate to others but it requires a pretty high iq (literally detonating bombs in high stress situations) and they wouldnt wanna waste them on getting shot by some kike or something

yeye fair enough but do you actually want to do this or are u just doing this because you feel like you have no future otherwise?

 

[homiespidyhatesjuice]

are u trynna see if u can get a piece lmao

no i have a brown cock

 

[theRetard]

do u know then?

yeah

what if its a bbc

depends on how "big"

 

[Anna]

n*****s will call the military lame but then repost chief keef venezuala edits

 

[Anna]

yeye fair enough but do you actually want to do this or are u just doing this because you feel like you have no future otherwise?

i mean if i could i would be one of the 12 un peacekeepers from ecuador

u would think there would be more but ig not