rickgrimes
Prettyboy
Bhais… I was simply out for a walk in the park, water bottle in hand, maxxing my vitamin D, when I witnessed it. An LTN holding hands with an HTB
IN PUBLIC.
This was not some low-effort Tinder cope or nightclub blackpill. This was midday, sunshine, children playing, ducks quacking, old people smiling… and this monstrosity DARED to exist within my field of vision.
I stood frozen, The LTN was 5'7", probably a retailcel, reeking of Axe body spray and delusion. The HTB? Blonde, 7.5/10, probably did ballet once, sipping on an overpriced matcha and LAUGHING at his jokes.
Laughing.
I instinctively reached for my rope, but then remembered I had a heavy-duty looksmaxxing schedule at 6 PM (microneedling + minoxidil + bonesmashing). I averted my gaze, turned up my monk music, and whispered a silent "mogged" under my breath.
Pray for me, brothers. The blackpill hits hard in springtime.
IN PUBLIC.
This was not some low-effort Tinder cope or nightclub blackpill. This was midday, sunshine, children playing, ducks quacking, old people smiling… and this monstrosity DARED to exist within my field of vision.
I stood frozen, The LTN was 5'7", probably a retailcel, reeking of Axe body spray and delusion. The HTB? Blonde, 7.5/10, probably did ballet once, sipping on an overpriced matcha and LAUGHING at his jokes.
Laughing.
I instinctively reached for my rope, but then remembered I had a heavy-duty looksmaxxing schedule at 6 PM (microneedling + minoxidil + bonesmashing). I averted my gaze, turned up my monk music, and whispered a silent "mogged" under my breath.
Pray for me, brothers. The blackpill hits hard in springtime.