I tell my tell my cat hes handsome at least once a day

[The cat from The Matrix]

I can tell he wants to lean into the blackpill. I may have called him ugly too much. So now I have to give him positive affirmations every hour

 

[Mess]

positive subliminal messages whilst sleeping is the method bro trust!

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

positive subliminal messages whilst sleeping is the method bro trust!

I have my monica bellucci carbon copy subliminal playing in a speaker in my room on loop 24/7. But I block the bottom of the door with a towel so the sound waves won't go to my sister's subconscious and she ends up mogging me

 

[slopslinger]

it meows: "this fat bitch is eating again fml gonna need a new owner soon"

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

it meows: "this fat bitch is eating again fml gonna need a new owner soon"

He says much worse despite the fact that I spent 12 hours birthing him. It's his fault that I'm a fat ass

 

[slopslinger]

He says much worse despite the fact that I spent 12 hours birthing him. It's his fault that I'm a fat ass

I just pictured u slipping on a banana peel and laughed

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I just pictured u slipping on a banana peel and laughed

Meep meep

 

[jkcwakcjw]

He says much worse despite the fact that I spent 12 hours birthing him. It's his fault that I'm a fat ass

“This Mexican beaner I wonder if she tastes like taco”

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

“This Mexican beaner I wonder if she tastes like taco”

Hes latino too thats why he wants to take the bp he wishes he was white

 

[Decay]

You might be the most autistic user on the forum

 

[RhodoniteRed]

It is a legal requirement to tell cats that they are cute atleast 5 times a day

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

You might be the most autistic user on the forum

Post partum retardation?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

It is a legal requirement to tell cats that they are cute atleast 5 times a day