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Serious If a zombie Apocalypse started but you're warned a week before it starts, whats ur plan

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personally I'll go to a lighthouse and kill anyone in there, nobody would know I killed em anyway, in this hypothesis if guns are allowed I'd sit at the top with an LMG, so if zombies can even swim and go up the stairs I'll shoot em all, and this is like if the zombies are similar to COD zombies, if they're like l4d2 zombies I'd honestly just kms

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personally I'll go to a lighthouse and kill anyone in there, nobody would know I killed em anyway, in this hypothesis if guns are allowed I'd sit at the top with an LMG, so if zombies can even swim and go up the stairs I'll shoot em all, and this is like if the zombies are similar to COD zombies, if they're like l4d2 zombies I'd honestly just kms
In the Uk guns are hard to come by
firstly im wearing either riot gear (family members) or my bike gear (leather cant be bitten thru etc)
im stocking up on dried and canned foods and moving wayyy up north, far from the coast with wide expanses of fields and plenty of barns to hole up in
also plenty of rabits n crops = less likely to starve
after the week and the zombies hit, ill wait for the worst to pass in my barn and then start poking about for dead farmers to find their shotguns if i haven't already found one (basically, scavenge and hide is my strat)
if the zombies run fast or climb ill just commit cos fuck that
 
(thread inspired by @Hadia ) personally I'll go to a lighthouse and kill anyone in there, nobody would know I killed em anyway, in this hypothesis if guns are allowed I'd sit at the top with an LMG, so if zombies can even swim and go up the stairs I'll shoot em all, and this is like if the zombies are similar to COD zombies, if they're like l4d2 zombies I'd honestly just kms
thanks for the tag:peepoclap:
 
In the Uk guns are hard to come by
firstly im wearing either riot gear (family members) or my bike gear (leather cant be bitten thru etc)
im stocking up on dried and canned foods and moving wayyy up north, far from the coast with wide expanses of fields and plenty of barns to hole up in
also plenty of rabits n crops = less likely to starve
after the week and the zombies hit, ill wait for the worst to pass in my barn and then start poking about for dead farmers to find their shotguns if i haven't already found one (basically, scavenge and hide is my strat)
if the zombies run fast or climb ill just commit cos fuck that
Far from the coast is a death wish tbh
 
Far from the coast is a death wish tbh
not rlly, the coastal areas have shitloads of people in them
imagine all those junkies as zombies
like now not only are u being chased by zombies but ur being chased by zombies w aids
 
not rlly, the coastal areas have shitloads of people in them
imagine all those junkies as zombies
like now not only are u being chased by zombies but ur being chased by zombies w aids
Majority of the coast is not very densely populated if inhabited at all

northern coastline anyway, all you’d have to do is find a small isolated village on the coast and kill everyone there, pretty likely you will never even see a zombie then or not many, + arable land, unlimited water, unlimited fish, and rainier climate
 
Majority of the coast is not very densely populated if inhabited at all

northern coastline anyway, all you’d have to do is find a small isolated village on the coast and kill everyone there, pretty likely you will never even see a zombie then or not many, + arable land, unlimited water, unlimited fish, and rainier climate
issue is im not a fighter
5'0 and 42kg is not ideal for fighting and killing hence why id be hunting bunnies in the woods and hiding in the upper area of a barn, realistically i need tree to climb n hide in etc, it makes it easier to get away from zombies and less visible to potentially threatening groups
also a load of people would go to the coats and my main strat is to hide and avoid possible groups
id get my water from the rain n streams etc which i can strain thru a cloth and boil to make it drinkable
 

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