I'm severely autistic, I need all the help possible pls thx

[Ceisriel]

Turns out I'm an incel... no I'm no misogynist, actually I'm a misandrist but that's not the point.
I'm a nice guy, at least that's what they tell me, but I'm also a weirdozoid, a freaky freakozoid from loserland and I scare the girls away.

Help! what do I do? I'm too cool and attractive to die alone like a sexless incel! I need love! I need affection! I need friends that care about me!

 

[Slicer]

Help! what do I do? I'm too cool and attractive to die alone like a sexless incel!

Drop the narcissistic attitude first

 

[Ceisriel]

Drop the narcissistic attitude first

done, what next?

 

[Nihilus]

Ok , I love you regardless

 

[Slicer]

Ok , I love you regardless

n***a thinks he's some superior being

 

[abuseddog]

 

[Slicer]

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Ideal mouth to nose ratio

 

[damiankater]

 

[Nihilus]

n***a thinks he's some superior being

Never claimed to be , god is dead
And I am an idol made in your mind , a hope

 

[Ceisriel]

Ok , I love you regardless

Dude....this girl I went to a concert with this girl, she's a 10/10 way beyond my league, taller than me, amazing ass, wide shoulders and perfect lips.


This freaking nerd, way shorter than me, shorter than her... fat, shitty hair, neckbeard like some reddit nerd, DnD player, classic fedora nerd and he stole her from me.


I'm fucking retarded.

I mean we spoke in videochat for two days, like about 5-6 hours each day before meeting and she was clearly flirting with me. But then the fat short nerd appears and she suddenly starts treating me like shit and flirts with him the entire night.

like WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I haven't spoken to her since, that was 7 days ago.

Turns out I'm cute enough to still attract other girls, got like 17 of them in my DMs but I'm so freaking autistic I've put them all on hold because I can't fumble like this again. It freaking destroyed all my self esteem.

I've made up some excuse to go offline and stay alone for 1.5 months....That's all the time I have to learn how to behave with women.

 

[Ceisriel]

blackpillshit**

skip me with that shit, I'm already objectivelly good looking, fit, bulky and muscular, not even glazing myself, like I straight up put +7.2kg in the last 3.5 months and it's all good weight.

I'm fucking autistic like for freaking real.... it's not a problem of appearances

 

[damiankater]

skip me with that shit, I'm already objectivelly good looking, fit, bulky and muscular, not even glazing myself, like I straight up put +7.2kg in the last 3.5 months and it's all good weight.

I'm fucking autistic like for freaking real.... it's not a problem of appearances

Just lie to my face theory @Whitepill

 

[Ceisriel]

Just lie to my face theory @Whitepill

whitepill will literally confirm lol, I need some real freaking advice on how to behave and "act normal"

 

[damiankater]

whitepill will literally confirm lol, I need some real freaking advice on how to behave and "act normal"

Hey guys im very gl tall great body but I'm so insanely autistic that girls can sense it from a mile away

 

[Ceisriel]

Hey guys im very gl tall great body but I'm so insanely autistic that girls can sense it from a mile away

I mean I litreally posted videos of me.... but whateves, I don't know you, I haven't posted in a month or so.

she literally said I was "shady"... I asked her what made her think I was shady and she said "I don't know really, it's just your aura"

 

[damiankater]

I mean I litreally posted videos of me.... but whateves, I don't know you, I haven't posted in a month or so.

she literally said I was "shady"... I asked her what made her think I was shady and she said "I don't know really, it's just your aura"

You're literally mtn bud

 

[Ceisriel]

You're literally mtn bud

nah..... not really, you spend too much time on the internet. I've been going out a lot recently and I realized I'm way fucking above average in terms of looks. It's not a problem of looks or height, especially since I told you I just got my date stolen by some short fat neckbeard. Also dude I'm like almost 10 years older than you, I think I met more people in real life.

I'm not here to defend my looks, women objectivelly find me attractive, that's a matter of fact.... but I'm a fucking weirdo in person, that's the entire premise of the thread.

 

[damiankater]

nah..... not really, you spend too much time on the internet. I've been going out a lot recently and I realized I'm way fucking above average in terms of looks. It's not a problem of looks or height, especially since I told you I just got my date stolen by some short fat neckbeard. Also dude I'm like almost 10 years older than you, I think I met more people in real life.

I'm not here to defend my looks, women objectivelly find me attractive, that's a matter of fact.... but I'm a fucking weirdo in person, that's the entire premise of the thread.

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[Ben07]

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1 rhino away from love

 

[choripan]

Dude....this girl I went to a concert with this girl, she's a 10/10 way beyond my league, taller than me, amazing ass, wide shoulders and perfect lips.


This freaking nerd, way shorter than me, shorter than her... fat, shitty hair, neckbeard like some reddit nerd, DnD player, classic fedora nerd and he stole her from me.


I'm fucking retarded.

I mean we spoke in videochat for two days, like about 5-6 hours each day before meeting and she was clearly flirting with me. But then the fat short nerd appears and she suddenly starts treating me like shit and flirts with him the entire night.

like WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I haven't spoken to her since, that was 7 days ago.

Turns out I'm cute enough to still attract other girls, got like 17 of them in my DMs but I'm so freaking autistic I've put them all on hold because I can't fumble like this again. It freaking destroyed all my self esteem.

I've made up some excuse to go offline and stay alone for 1.5 months....That's all the time I have to learn how to behave with women.

Stopped reading thread at this message

Holy fucking fakecel lmao

 

[Ceisriel]

Stopped reading thread at this message

Holy fucking fakecel lmao

dumbfuckingmoroncel... new type of incel invented just for me

 

[choripan]

Volcel... old type of incel label I fall on

 

[try2bechad]

Zestiest thing i read today congrats